12/31/2023
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Why you should definitely not wear this fragrance on New Year's Eve!
Caution: Only read on if you can handle irony!
You should definitely not wear this fragrance on New Year's Eve because it doesn't cost much and what's cheap can't be worth anything after all, so the stuff certainly won't impress your friends! What's more, it doesn't go with your new SUV and that would be the least you could do!
You should definitely not wear this fragrance on New Year's Eve because the bottle looks so terribly cheap - not even a little retro - and your girlfriend will definitely not like it: It doesn't go with her new Gucci fumble and if you put it in her bathroom, she'll kick you out before the New Year's Eve party in the worst case scenario.
You should definitely not wear this fragrance on New Year's Eve because it doesn't smell of green apple, synthetic oud and saffron and you'll immediately attract the attention of your new friends: that's no way to maintain your corporate identity in a luxury club!
You should definitely not wear this fragrance on New Year's Eve because it lasts less than 6 hours and you would have to use up a whole bottle to keep up with your friends' latest scents. After midnight at the latest, you will smell like NOTHING.
You should definitely not wear this fragrance on New Year's Eve, because the sillage would only be noticed by your neighbors, but you want to scent the whole club. By now at the latest, the decision has been made anyway.
You CAN wear this fragrance if you want to give preference to an old classic, have already worn Pour Un Homme de Caron (1934) Eau de Toilette, Pour Monsieur Eau de Toilette, Eau Sauvage Eau de Toilette and similar inconspicuous old fragrances in recent years and no longer know what else would come into question. Maybe that wouldn't even be a bad choice: creaky, spicy and woody fougère fragrances are supposed to be back in fashion soon - and maybe you'll be the first to notice this new trend and can post it on Instagram.
I wish all classic fans, niche fragrance wearers, mainstream lovers and drugstore connoisseurs as well as all the other lovely people on Parfumo a wonderful Old Year's Eve and a happy and healthy 2024!
Your Yatagan
You should definitely not wear this fragrance on New Year's Eve because it doesn't cost much and what's cheap can't be worth anything after all, so the stuff certainly won't impress your friends! What's more, it doesn't go with your new SUV and that would be the least you could do!
You should definitely not wear this fragrance on New Year's Eve because the bottle looks so terribly cheap - not even a little retro - and your girlfriend will definitely not like it: It doesn't go with her new Gucci fumble and if you put it in her bathroom, she'll kick you out before the New Year's Eve party in the worst case scenario.
You should definitely not wear this fragrance on New Year's Eve because it doesn't smell of green apple, synthetic oud and saffron and you'll immediately attract the attention of your new friends: that's no way to maintain your corporate identity in a luxury club!
You should definitely not wear this fragrance on New Year's Eve because it lasts less than 6 hours and you would have to use up a whole bottle to keep up with your friends' latest scents. After midnight at the latest, you will smell like NOTHING.
You should definitely not wear this fragrance on New Year's Eve, because the sillage would only be noticed by your neighbors, but you want to scent the whole club. By now at the latest, the decision has been made anyway.
You CAN wear this fragrance if you want to give preference to an old classic, have already worn Pour Un Homme de Caron (1934) Eau de Toilette, Pour Monsieur Eau de Toilette, Eau Sauvage Eau de Toilette and similar inconspicuous old fragrances in recent years and no longer know what else would come into question. Maybe that wouldn't even be a bad choice: creaky, spicy and woody fougère fragrances are supposed to be back in fashion soon - and maybe you'll be the first to notice this new trend and can post it on Instagram.
I wish all classic fans, niche fragrance wearers, mainstream lovers and drugstore connoisseurs as well as all the other lovely people on Parfumo a wonderful Old Year's Eve and a happy and healthy 2024!
Your Yatagan
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