Attempts at explanation after one has sullied the civilized fragrance past of several scent enthusiasts as a ghost driver.
But I can't help it.
And I hope that after reading about my brave endurance in the Pantheon of Germaniens, my assessment of the holy grail will become clearer.
1995
Goodness, what has become of the fragrance world of the men's sector?
Rounded, softened, fruit-laden, diluted.
The German fragrance providers were juggling Lübeck marzipan at that time.
And so I had high hopes that at least Grinsekater Willy Bogner could still ride the ski slopes through wonderfully alpine landscapes like he once did.
Corporate perfumery.
Palim palim.
Green bottle as usual, the arc in the usual place.
The name, unfortunately, is uninspired and mass-compatible in an Anglo-Saxon way.
Hiss!
Whoa, deep orange to greet us. More like the beautiful dried slices with the cozy aroma.
Nutmeg is not skimped on. This provides warmth.
A hint of rosemary brings back memories of the 1980s highlights of the house.
But…
Dry cinnamon and bitter lavender flowers darken the initial ski lodge mood by the fireplace.
Along with the creamy accord of musk and sandalwood (not declared) in the base, rounded off with labdanum.
Here lies the dark and dull side of the fragrance, which is pierced by a bright, slightly piercing counterpart. Neroli fights its way through and is slightly sour, supported by vetiver.
The resting bed is formed from earthy patchouli, soft incense, and slightly bitter moss.
But after a while, about two hours, the fragrance shows its true face.
The sandalwood is supported by cedar, and the vetiver gets that green-gray shade that signals office suitability.
It continues to be rounded off with creamy musk.
The spices are barely noticeable, and nothing remains of the orange. Instead, there is a vanillic resin just to the taste of the lovely 1990s.
No deep forest in sight on Munich's Ingolstädter Straße with its office buildings.
Unfortunately, my enthusiasm was limited back then.
I had indeed perceived a variant of
Rouge Eau de Toilette as orange.
Where were the inspirations from
Bogner Man (1985) and
Bogner Man II?
Today, the fragrance would fly off the shelves, no question.
The perfect companion in the cold season.
Unfortunately too creamy for me, initially with somewhat discordant contrasts and a technically solid but too reserved base for my taste.
What I do hold high for the composition is its inspirational power. After all, not a few creations this year smell similar, sharing their basic structure.
From this perspective, fans of the fragrance should find replacement options quite easily, which are still being offered.
So, and now the experience.
At that time, a giant joined our circle of friends.
He was as tall as Thor's lightning but also suffered from low blood pressure.
His appearance was pale, ash-blonde hair, bright gray-blue eyes, chalky skin.
He was serious, laughing only at extremely good jokes for twenty seconds and quickly calming down again.
And he felt sad, far away from his mystically fairytale forest homeland.
A spiteful soul (after a ended relationship, consequently poisonous like an angry viper) dubbed him Butler Lurch of the Addams Family.
But for me, he was the coolest connoisseur of symbolic protective spells on half-timbered houses.
Just the way he described the creepy aspects of common Germanic deities sent cold shivers down my spine.
He illustrated everything so calmly and composedly, almost like the chronicler of the local cemetery.
Oh yes, you can guess three times which fragrance he generously applied according to his height.
“So this is how my forest smells,” he murmurs full of homesickness and quite annoyed when I teasingly tried to make it clear to him that cinnamon stars probably belonged to his divine diet.
As unversed as I still am, I can only guess that goddess Freya distinguishes between allowed and forbidden cookies.
So in the motto of the cryptic saga, when that Germanic youth dared to devour the pretzel twisted three times and not twice, she transformed him into a squirrel!
Our first disagreement, of course, did not take long to arise, and I, the simple Alberich, explained to him that the fragrance exhibited neither pines nor firs, but rather spices from distant lands. And sandalwood is not a native plant.
Wouldn't he want to try
Krizia Uomo Eau de Toilette?
Oh dear
Wodan, Odin, Thor, you name it, quickly brewed a barrel of revenge in his attic.
What awaited me…
Our gang had fun that evening in the Frankfurt cult club Plasik in this beautiful villa in the middle of Bethmannpark.
But Thor's wrath had other plans.
Classically, dancing-sweaty and a bit tipsy, I didn't think about his suggestion to follow the trail of the hanged at the Main.
And so we drove through the dark night along creepy places. The mood was supposed to become darker the further we steered towards hidden sites of horror.
To emphasize it further, he let one of those obscure EBM groups run on cassette with those expertly dosed texts of hell.
What didn't quite fit was the creamy scent of reserved woods and vetiver.
In hindsight, I would say that I sat next to the accountant of the funeral home. Back then, however, I found his bogner-like emanation somewhat off-puttingly proper.
Well, that didn't stop him from precisely describing to me the tasks of the executioners, the chosen location of the court lime tree, the offenses of the damned, and their fate.
Somehow, I slowly had the feeling that my later disappearance would cause unsuccessful search calls from the police on the radio.
And I suddenly felt inexplicable fear.
In the northeast of the Main metropolis, we finally stopped at a hill.
There, the ghosts of those headless would still take revenge on the living.
In the darkness, I could only make out a large tree in the meadow, probably the execution site.
He huffed a bit while walking but laid his paw on my neck and began to ponder the execution methods.
That’s it, I’m history!
But…
In the darkness, he overlooked a rabbit hole and stumbled, automatically pulling me with him, and we landed on the cold ground.
Startled, a cute animal with sparkling eyes howled and giggled at a bush.
A fox!
The giant began to hyperventilate in panic; this creature could transmit rabies!
And before I knew it, his low blood pressure played my saving trump card.
He fell unconscious for a few moments.
To make a long story short, I managed to wake him up with a slap, drag his heavy mass to the car, where we then laughed happily that we still managed to stay among the living.
But he would continue to keep the fragrance as his signature.
By Teutates!