01/13/2021

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Flash Commentary: Oligarch Smoothie
PRAEFATIO
I'm only writing this comment because I'm too tired to distill my thoughts into a statement. Differentiated analysis and investigative background research are not to be expected. Therefore, whole trophies are not required, tenths of trophies will suffice. If necessary, please cut up existing raw cups accordingly (technical expertise have relevant known Berlin extended families).
BRAND + KLIENTEL
I'm not interested in Clive Christian's biography, nor do I know if he even exists, maybe he's something like the Doctor Summer team. Anyway, he/she/it bought out the traditional British Crown Perfumery, which had once been given the privilege by Queen Victoria to decorate its bottles with crowns. The crown was also the only thing that interested our Klaas Klever. So a kind of consul Weyer adoption in the corporate sector.
Fragrances from CC are a good choice if you want to get rid of 1000 euros and would like to have a perfume (value 100 euros), but have no ideas what else you could buy for the remaining 900 and find it ordinary to donate it to a charity. One then simply pays 1000 for the perfume. Of it the tax accountant fetches 500 from the tax office back and with it one can buy then still another CC cheap fragrance like this here (value 50 euro).
NAME
The name of this fragrance was originally X for Woman. Someone then brought it to the Clive's attention that this name was nowhere near cluttered enough to fit the fragrance.
Fragrance
OCXTFPOTPP doesn't really smell bad, but it's cobbled together aimlessly and uncharitably. It can best be described as a fruit smoothie in the tutti-frutti range with strong peach preponderance. Much like colorful flowers are added to salads these days, they didn't do so sparingly with this whole fruit drink, mashing in whatever blossoms were at hand. Wood, chemistry and something dubiously gourmand is also present. I still find most interesting a potentially quite powerful dirt vertical from a pithy iris root to a patch far too wicked for hippies, but even this thing soon fritters and peters out in the London mishmash.
FLAKON
In its bizarrely failed design, the flacon has a repulsive (Switzerland: poking) effect on all people with a sense of classical proportions. The offensive lies primarily in its slaying overarching by a cap, which was enlarged into the grotesque to make the crown acquired by Cliff Barnes really unmissable. As if it were bloated from alcohol abuses. To make matters worse, the crown was adorned with obscure ornamentation and designed to resemble less a royal hat than a pizza chef's cap or, worse, a male body part that rhymes with vote.
I'm only writing this comment because I'm too tired to distill my thoughts into a statement. Differentiated analysis and investigative background research are not to be expected. Therefore, whole trophies are not required, tenths of trophies will suffice. If necessary, please cut up existing raw cups accordingly (technical expertise have relevant known Berlin extended families).
BRAND + KLIENTEL
I'm not interested in Clive Christian's biography, nor do I know if he even exists, maybe he's something like the Doctor Summer team. Anyway, he/she/it bought out the traditional British Crown Perfumery, which had once been given the privilege by Queen Victoria to decorate its bottles with crowns. The crown was also the only thing that interested our Klaas Klever. So a kind of consul Weyer adoption in the corporate sector.
Fragrances from CC are a good choice if you want to get rid of 1000 euros and would like to have a perfume (value 100 euros), but have no ideas what else you could buy for the remaining 900 and find it ordinary to donate it to a charity. One then simply pays 1000 for the perfume. Of it the tax accountant fetches 500 from the tax office back and with it one can buy then still another CC cheap fragrance like this here (value 50 euro).
NAME
The name of this fragrance was originally X for Woman. Someone then brought it to the Clive's attention that this name was nowhere near cluttered enough to fit the fragrance.
Fragrance
OCXTFPOTPP doesn't really smell bad, but it's cobbled together aimlessly and uncharitably. It can best be described as a fruit smoothie in the tutti-frutti range with strong peach preponderance. Much like colorful flowers are added to salads these days, they didn't do so sparingly with this whole fruit drink, mashing in whatever blossoms were at hand. Wood, chemistry and something dubiously gourmand is also present. I still find most interesting a potentially quite powerful dirt vertical from a pithy iris root to a patch far too wicked for hippies, but even this thing soon fritters and peters out in the London mishmash.
FLAKON
In its bizarrely failed design, the flacon has a repulsive (Switzerland: poking) effect on all people with a sense of classical proportions. The offensive lies primarily in its slaying overarching by a cap, which was enlarged into the grotesque to make the crown acquired by Cliff Barnes really unmissable. As if it were bloated from alcohol abuses. To make matters worse, the crown was adorned with obscure ornamentation and designed to resemble less a royal hat than a pizza chef's cap or, worse, a male body part that rhymes with vote.
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