09/06/2026

bojana65
92 Reviews

bojana65
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Landmine
And as my friend says... a landmine...
What does a landmine mean in the perfume world? Does it mean you should literally steer clear of it, or does it carry that "figurative" meaning—where it explodes, taking you down with it thanks to a lethal composition that knocks you off your feet?
My dears, feel free to give this one a wide berth, because it makes absolutely no sense—a total fiasco from the House of Heeley. And when I think back to their perfume delicacies, it brings a tear to my eye.
This is like a puny little puffball mushroom—the kind we call a "fart-ball"... it goes "poof" and that’s it; nothing more to it.
So yeah, a proper undeveloped fart-ball. "Undeveloped" meaning it neither stinks nor smells nice.
It doesn't deserve a single word written about it—not how it smells, what it smells like, or how long it lasts—because there is simply nothing to say.
Pure smell of cobwebs... and I won't even bother justifying this comment.
A total dud—but, you know... a particularly strong one...
What does a landmine mean in the perfume world? Does it mean you should literally steer clear of it, or does it carry that "figurative" meaning—where it explodes, taking you down with it thanks to a lethal composition that knocks you off your feet?
My dears, feel free to give this one a wide berth, because it makes absolutely no sense—a total fiasco from the House of Heeley. And when I think back to their perfume delicacies, it brings a tear to my eye.
This is like a puny little puffball mushroom—the kind we call a "fart-ball"... it goes "poof" and that’s it; nothing more to it.
So yeah, a proper undeveloped fart-ball. "Undeveloped" meaning it neither stinks nor smells nice.
It doesn't deserve a single word written about it—not how it smells, what it smells like, or how long it lasts—because there is simply nothing to say.
Pure smell of cobwebs... and I won't even bother justifying this comment.
A total dud—but, you know... a particularly strong one...



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