2
This is something else...
A gigantic initial cloud is moist and thick and delicious. It's pure lychee juice, and I can almost taste the pulp in it. And musk, I think..? And, uh, something else. My partner enters the room and immediately makes an indescribable face. I don't think any perfume before this one brought out that expression from him. Curious.
But hey, it's super adorable! Is it? Something is weird. Something is wrong. Is it just me or does it kinda smell like cat piss in here? No, it is. It definitely is. In fact, it's the most photorealistic cat piss I've ever sniffed. And now that I've noticed it – it's like an evil entity from a horror story. And it's getting closer and closer. And there's no getting away from it.
But hey, the lychee is so cute! And I love musks, this is kinda great!
I'm lying, it's horrible. The smell is sharp and it genuinely hurts. My eyes are starting to water. Against my better judgement, the lovable lychee flavor keeps me invested for about an hour. But then it's fading away and cat piss isn't. But hey, at least scrubbing it off in the shower is relatively easy? So, uh, there's that?
It super aggressive, the sillage is huge, and it will lie to you when you first smell it on a paper strip. Its true colors only show once you spray it on skin. Still, in a weird and masochistic way, I had fun. I envy people who can't smell the piss though, because that was a fantastic lychee :(
But hey, it's super adorable! Is it? Something is weird. Something is wrong. Is it just me or does it kinda smell like cat piss in here? No, it is. It definitely is. In fact, it's the most photorealistic cat piss I've ever sniffed. And now that I've noticed it – it's like an evil entity from a horror story. And it's getting closer and closer. And there's no getting away from it.
But hey, the lychee is so cute! And I love musks, this is kinda great!
I'm lying, it's horrible. The smell is sharp and it genuinely hurts. My eyes are starting to water. Against my better judgement, the lovable lychee flavor keeps me invested for about an hour. But then it's fading away and cat piss isn't. But hey, at least scrubbing it off in the shower is relatively easy? So, uh, there's that?
It super aggressive, the sillage is huge, and it will lie to you when you first smell it on a paper strip. Its true colors only show once you spray it on skin. Still, in a weird and masochistic way, I had fun. I envy people who can't smell the piss though, because that was a fantastic lychee :(