12/11/2018
Meggi
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"I just need it!" *plinker*
The other day, on a normal working day: Shortly before the collective departure, my daughter was walking past me freshly dressed up...and smelled as if she had emptied a can of cocktail fruits over her head.
Waaaaah! I felt dragged back into old bad habits. We were over that! She has really nice things of her own now and via mummy access to a perfume offer that every other teenager would have to let green with envy. And then this... After I had explained to her (not for the first time!) that I had invented the vocabulary "Laborielle Allgemein-Frucht" (Laboratory General Fruit) especially for just this kind of aroma, she assured me with a faithful look "I just need it on! It was "a body spray from Hollister".
What the brew was called, I found out myself in the children's bathroom, the bottle (if you want to call the plastic bottle that way) I could have found with closed eyes
Nevertheless, we always want to be fair. A personal test had to be natural, so brave up with the stuff. And in fact there is something to add to the canned fruit! Smelling directly on the skin, 'Crescent Bay' smells like chewing gum from the vending machine in 1978. Specifically: The things that became so droopy, mushy and crumbly in the mouth that the child almost had to puke about it.
For the sake of good order I would like to point out that according to the imprint I did not test a perfume, but a "body mist".
Conclusion: Nomen est omen.
I'd like to thank my daughter for... hm....
Waaaaah! I felt dragged back into old bad habits. We were over that! She has really nice things of her own now and via mummy access to a perfume offer that every other teenager would have to let green with envy. And then this... After I had explained to her (not for the first time!) that I had invented the vocabulary "Laborielle Allgemein-Frucht" (Laboratory General Fruit) especially for just this kind of aroma, she assured me with a faithful look "I just need it on! It was "a body spray from Hollister".
What the brew was called, I found out myself in the children's bathroom, the bottle (if you want to call the plastic bottle that way) I could have found with closed eyes
Nevertheless, we always want to be fair. A personal test had to be natural, so brave up with the stuff. And in fact there is something to add to the canned fruit! Smelling directly on the skin, 'Crescent Bay' smells like chewing gum from the vending machine in 1978. Specifically: The things that became so droopy, mushy and crumbly in the mouth that the child almost had to puke about it.
For the sake of good order I would like to point out that according to the imprint I did not test a perfume, but a "body mist".
Conclusion: Nomen est omen.
I'd like to thank my daughter for... hm....
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