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Thérèse philosophe
No one will believe me. But I’ll tell it anyway.
This morning, I received wonderful fragrance mail from dear Very (oh, I could hardly be more grateful). I couldn’t help but drench myself in "J'aime la nuit" immediately. Yes, in the early morning. Delighted, excited, and once again spontaneously head over heels for a scent, I headed to the block seminar.
I was overly punctual, as I didn’t want to mess with the professor's Bull Terrier. As a notorious left-sitter, I took a seat in the very far left corner of the room. Gradually, classmates trickled in until the room -- well, let’s say it was quite decently filled. Getting credits quickly before the semester starts is indeed very tempting for some as a "soft option," hence such courses are not as unpopular as one might suspect.
Then the professor came in. Good mood was not on the agenda. He glanced around the room and then turned to his old laptop. Then he looked up again, puzzled. "Couldn’t you have maybe distributed yourselves a bit more intelligently? The WHOLE room is available to you. But-- you have to know for yourselves."
It slowly dawned on me that the whole crowd had taken seats on the left. Only one girl was sitting on the right side of the room. Strange. Something completely new. Yesterday, people were sitting normally. So I tried to find an explanation for the peculiar seating behavior. Maybe the girl all the way to the right has digestive issues? Maybe her shower is broken? No, she definitely didn’t look like that. A little while later, I realized that I was sitting in a massive, hypnotizing "J'aime la nuit" cloud. And if my assessment wasn’t completely off, this scent cloud must have lured the little lemmings.
Well. Not that I would be surprised. "J'aime la nuit" smells absolutely delicious. Very sensual, but without any fluff. The forbidden fruit sets the tone on my skin and gives the whole velvety, sexy concoction an almost obscene quality. Delicious is hardly a term: La Perla has brewed something fine.
Eventually, the professor successfully battled with his computer and got down to business. Today's topic: Thérèse philosophe. Aha. I hadn’t had the pleasure yet. So I perked up my ears. Minutes passed until it became clear what caliber Thérèse is. Admittedly, I had known for a while that some gems of 18th-century French literature are heavily pornographic. However, Thérèse philosophe turned out to be by far the dirtiest thing my ears have ever heard and my eyes have ever seen on a handout. Wow!
"J'aime la nuit" in the air, Thérèse philosophe as the topic. The result: Fogged-up windows and classmates with posture issues (some were almost under the desk). Intensified!
Next week, it continues. Hmm. The amount is very generous and sufficient for countless seminar days. Now the professor just needs to stay on course and keep dishing out topics in the style of Thérèse philosophe. This will be very amusing!
P.S. My conclusion -- this stuff is definitely narcotic.
This morning, I received wonderful fragrance mail from dear Very (oh, I could hardly be more grateful). I couldn’t help but drench myself in "J'aime la nuit" immediately. Yes, in the early morning. Delighted, excited, and once again spontaneously head over heels for a scent, I headed to the block seminar.
I was overly punctual, as I didn’t want to mess with the professor's Bull Terrier. As a notorious left-sitter, I took a seat in the very far left corner of the room. Gradually, classmates trickled in until the room -- well, let’s say it was quite decently filled. Getting credits quickly before the semester starts is indeed very tempting for some as a "soft option," hence such courses are not as unpopular as one might suspect.
Then the professor came in. Good mood was not on the agenda. He glanced around the room and then turned to his old laptop. Then he looked up again, puzzled. "Couldn’t you have maybe distributed yourselves a bit more intelligently? The WHOLE room is available to you. But-- you have to know for yourselves."
It slowly dawned on me that the whole crowd had taken seats on the left. Only one girl was sitting on the right side of the room. Strange. Something completely new. Yesterday, people were sitting normally. So I tried to find an explanation for the peculiar seating behavior. Maybe the girl all the way to the right has digestive issues? Maybe her shower is broken? No, she definitely didn’t look like that. A little while later, I realized that I was sitting in a massive, hypnotizing "J'aime la nuit" cloud. And if my assessment wasn’t completely off, this scent cloud must have lured the little lemmings.
Well. Not that I would be surprised. "J'aime la nuit" smells absolutely delicious. Very sensual, but without any fluff. The forbidden fruit sets the tone on my skin and gives the whole velvety, sexy concoction an almost obscene quality. Delicious is hardly a term: La Perla has brewed something fine.
Eventually, the professor successfully battled with his computer and got down to business. Today's topic: Thérèse philosophe. Aha. I hadn’t had the pleasure yet. So I perked up my ears. Minutes passed until it became clear what caliber Thérèse is. Admittedly, I had known for a while that some gems of 18th-century French literature are heavily pornographic. However, Thérèse philosophe turned out to be by far the dirtiest thing my ears have ever heard and my eyes have ever seen on a handout. Wow!
"J'aime la nuit" in the air, Thérèse philosophe as the topic. The result: Fogged-up windows and classmates with posture issues (some were almost under the desk). Intensified!
Next week, it continues. Hmm. The amount is very generous and sufficient for countless seminar days. Now the professor just needs to stay on course and keep dishing out topics in the style of Thérèse philosophe. This will be very amusing!
P.S. My conclusion -- this stuff is definitely narcotic.
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Unfortunately, it doesn't last long and is very close to the skin, but I've experienced that with other fragrances I love; they get absorbed by my skin, while the ones I don't like last all day ;-)