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The hypothermic beauty.
... sits for the first time in many decades (alone) in a bar. She is waiting for a childhood sweetheart. A meeting after more than 30 years. He just called, he can not come, Aunt Lotti is sick. Stupid dog, she thinks, wafting her scent she hasn't worn in a long time. Cool, slightly spicy, a hint of lemon zest rises to her nose. She got all dressed up and now the guy is chickening out. So he's married after all. Yes, yes, "My house, my car, my trip to Tierra del Fuego....". The show-off of yesteryear, then.
Next to La Perla, she's wearing a midnight blue pantsuit and a cream lace top. High heels for the first time in a long time. She twirls her pearl necklace and sips her cognac. A few frozen flowers announce themselves. A subtle lily of the valley jingles at her neck. Frosted flowers jingle along.
She's 50 +++, still beautiful. She wears a jaunty short haircut. The hair is almost white, the eyes piercing green.
Peeling from the bar is a beau. It is Giovanni Lehmann (mother Italian, father German). He has steel-blue eyes and a pitch-black, gelled quiff that Elvis would have been envious of. He's about 30ish and a male box spring bed swallow on the prowl.
The swallow wears a white silk shirt, open to the belly. His chest is clean-shaven and adorned by a thick gold chain. On the left ring finger flashes a fat bling.
La Perla becomes even more beautiful and aloof. It exudes the icy breath of the Arctic Aurora Borealis.
"Well beautiful lady, so alone today?" he muses. "May I join you?"
She has long since seen through what is being played here, thinks that it could be interesting and makes an inviting hand gesture. He talks and slimes. Lard drips under the table. In the background sings Reinhard Fendrich "Macho, macho...... he was indeed in the school'ein Dödl, but that never bothers the women!"
She thinks "Bingo!"
At the bar sit 3 drugstore blondes with silicone atomic breasts and pumped up lips. They look over enviously. They are young and surely would have gotten it for free.
He purrs: " You smell so good! I've never smelled anything like it. What is it?"
When she explained that it's La Perla and the fragrance was launched when he wasn't even born, he boasts, "I bought a perfume the other day (I didn't make a mistake) for 300 quid!"
Yes, yes La Rive for 3 "ocks at R...
Now he goes straight to the point: "I get 500 for 2 hours, all night 1000!"
She gets up picks moss off the table arrangement and stuffs it in his mouth. Using a log from the fireplace, she pulls one's over him.
"I get 500 euros for 10 minutes, because you wasted my time!"
She leaves, an imaginary civet cat accompanying her.