Eau Gourmande - Tarte au Citron by Laura Mercier

Eau Gourmande - Tarte au Citron 2006

Friesin
03/07/2021 - 01:34 AM
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Hello you Dscheckers

I did it like the professor with the spear and the opaband guy. So with lemon and underneath, there were many trophies, I’ll do it like that again today.
It’s still really great here at Parfümo. Yesterday I wrote at Tikka that I was on the toilet for a long time and then the Sabbatiniflasche wouldn’t open. Then a guy with a funeral hat came over and said I should go to the forum. But I don’t know the forum yet.
But I already know a sexy Sanni from the Red Cross, he smells like a ferret, but he has a crazy fridge.
There’s a guy with a long nose who acts all nice, but in reality, he does dirty stuff with old women and leather.
There’s also a schizzer, a tea lady, a snob in a chair, and a football chick, they know everything about Paföng, I don’t get any of that, so I’d rather watch Alexander Marcus on Jutjub (I don’t know why he’s called Dscheremi now).
So, I’m going to do it like the smart ones again, with lemon and underneath.

Bake, bake lemon
Smells really yummy
Swirly-durly
Like Eckskwiesa
Sweet - with sweet
Also with sugar
Tanderadei
Everything in butter

Lifehack: Cake from the gas station, spray, spray = awesome Greek lemon tart
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28 Comments
FittleworthFittleworth 5 years ago
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Hey dude, what's up? Your Horst-Kevin is really cool.
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ParfümleinParfümlein 5 years ago
Had a good laugh before bed! Well done as always!
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Melisse2Melisse2 5 years ago
Very funny. As for the scent: perfumes that are edible aren't my thing.
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SchalkerinSchalkerin 5 years ago
Hey, you really wrote that beautifully again. Alexander Marcus, you’re amazing!
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DonnagirlDonnagirl 5 years ago
When life gives you lemons, make a comment out of it. I really enjoyed reading this. It's always very informative. Dscheremi the fragrance. Spin around once, clap your hands, and trophy.
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Medianus76Medianus76 5 years ago
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If you get in touch, I'll send you an awesome perfume... but just between us ;-D
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FlaconesseFlaconesse 5 years ago
OMG, I have the scent in my collection too, but I just can't seem to like it. Let me spray it again, still smells off... but your comment is great! ;) Best, Sistah
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PonticusPonticus 5 years ago
I'm glad I understood everything so well. I'm happy to be part of the target audience to read such great writing. I recently tried it with others too, it's really awesome and a lot of fun!
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RenataRenata 5 years ago
Hahaha, I almost laughed myself silly, wonderful, lemon trophy for you................
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NuiWhakakoreNuiWhakakore 5 years ago
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Totally awesome writing, dude! Such weirdos here, leather stuff, people...
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TurbobeanTurbobean 5 years ago
Alexander Marcus Memorial Cup!
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Jo13579Jo13579 5 years ago
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Dschörri has the best tips for snacks. I have to ask if I can eat the tart. He just says you should stay away from cheese and stuff like that.
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FloydFloyd 5 years ago
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Hey come on, admit it. You're totally a Ginasium, old friend!
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MonsieurTestMonsieurTest 5 years ago
Super helpful life hack: Tomorrow everything will be closed here for International Women's Day, so the only option is the gas station.
Oh nooo: I was hoping the link was Jürgen Marcus (A New Love, etc...): but it wasn't, it was way worse! Now I have to go back to rehab for a week :(
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Amadea70Amadea70 5 years ago
Great comment - I laughed so much!
In this case, they really should have hit the nail on the head ;)
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ChizzaChizza 5 years ago
I just say Papaya, Papaya, Coconut, Banana.
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CravacheCravache 5 years ago
Wow, you're really showing off your intellect! You write so well that I almost get a late fee like with my BMW M3.
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FvSpeeFvSpee 5 years ago
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You write about perfumes so incredibly well, like you’ve studied it. You really know your stuff, you genius. I’m going to ask you first whenever I want to steal a perfume that’s better. Do you have your phone? And do you really have a Greek lemon lady who smells good? I have nothing against foreigners.
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PistazieneisPistazieneis 5 years ago
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If the criticism is spot on, then Friesin isn't far behind.... Wow, what a comment.
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FriesinFriesin 5 years ago
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Before he became Dscheremy.....
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PollitaPollita 5 years ago
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Hahaha. So Jeremy is now Alexander Marcus? Wow, he has a lot of names these days.
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FleckiBlackiFleckiBlacki 5 years ago
Well written!! I can now picture the described people, including the "cat in the chair" :0) in my mind's eye ☺
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SchrippeSchrippe 5 years ago
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I don't really get this dschecker thing, but I understand what this "Steppentier" has scribbled without it. If there's no list of what's supposed to be in it, some people might not be able to come up with anything anymore. And then the gossipers would stay away too.
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ElenasmomElenasmom 5 years ago
Nonsense with old ladies and leather, I'm dying here :-D please keep the awesome comments coming, the fragrance becomes secondary ^^
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KnopfnaseKnopfnase 5 years ago
Bunny, a life hack trophy for you with tears of laughter in my eyes. Made my morning!
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MarieposaMarieposa 5 years ago
A fry in the morning drives away worries and troubles. The day can begin, full of yummy nonsense!
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SalvaSalva 5 years ago
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Haha, great friendly comment! Enjoyed reading it!
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AzuraAzura 5 years ago
Underananda is just chic and also straightforward :-) One look, and I can tell it's not for me ;)
Thanks for the laugh!
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