Lomani pour Homme Lomani 1987

First off, let me tell you all where I'm coming from. My signature fragrance for over 45 years has been Guerlain Vetiver eau de toilette. So, I like very modest, masculine fragrances. Recently I gave Aspen Cologne a shot because I felt I needed something less expensive to play in around the yard and I'm overwhelmed how nice the dry down is. Very, very upscale for something so cheap. The top is a little sharp and artificial, but that burns off quickly and the dry down is just wonderful. So, I saw these wonderful, overwhelming reviews here on Lomani pour Homme saying it was "barber shop, masculine, understated, and signature scent material" and I said maybe I'll give this a shot too. It's $10 what can I lose? You guys...you guys....LOL!!!...I'm sorry but this does not smell "barbershop, or masculine...this smells exactly like sterilized gauze, band aids, ect. Doesn't smell like any shaving cream I've ever smelled? It's not that it smells bad. It smells clean (surgically sterilized), but this is just not something you would want to wear. It smells exactly like the emergency room. It's not at all classic or traditional in in any sense of the word. If this is what Drakkar Noir smells like. Holy cow man. LOL!!!!! Sorry but wow...I mean really wow.