02/26/2024
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PUT IT ALL DOWN!
URGENT MESSAGE: an apparently under-aged 45-year-old set off a chemical grenade labeled MIZENSIR - TONIC WATER in a luxury department store in Leipzig today by carelessly activating the spray mechanism. Affected citizens described the resulting cloud as strange, as it smelled somewhere between new Ikea furniture, freshly printed book pages and overstocked bed linen, only far less exciting!
Cardamom's initial irritation was replaced after about 10 seconds by a prolonged monotony, aggressively characterized by uneventfulness and the erotic appeal of an elbow.
According to the trade association Idealo, the material damage amounts to at least 13300 eurocents.
The origin and motive of this attack on the good taste of unsuspecting consumer victims remains unclear.
Anyone who can provide pertinent information on the origin of the crime is asked to come to a bar of their choice immediately to wash away the disturbing events with large quantities of ethanol.
According to the expert Ida K. (4), it is possibly a fresh booger from the scent, but this has not yet been sufficiently clarified, as the victim is still unresponsive and has been typing incomprehensible reviews into his cell phone for several hours. A report has been issued against unknown persons for gross mischief.
Cardamom's initial irritation was replaced after about 10 seconds by a prolonged monotony, aggressively characterized by uneventfulness and the erotic appeal of an elbow.
According to the trade association Idealo, the material damage amounts to at least 13300 eurocents.
The origin and motive of this attack on the good taste of unsuspecting consumer victims remains unclear.
Anyone who can provide pertinent information on the origin of the crime is asked to come to a bar of their choice immediately to wash away the disturbing events with large quantities of ethanol.
According to the expert Ida K. (4), it is possibly a fresh booger from the scent, but this has not yet been sufficiently clarified, as the victim is still unresponsive and has been typing incomprehensible reviews into his cell phone for several hours. A report has been issued against unknown persons for gross mischief.
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