Eau Simple de Concombre by Phaedon

Eau Simple de Concombre 2015

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02/22/2023 - 03:55 AM
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Gurkal


Gurkal is a diminutive term for a cucumber, used in many parts of Salzburg.
The title gets straight to the point regarding the scent.
Although I doubt it can truly be called a perfume, it rather deserves the term "cucumber water." -
Cucumber, sliced with the skin, placed in lukewarm water, with a bit of mint, a splash of lemon, and some pepper - refreshing is something else, especially since the water is not ice-cold. This is Gurkal, and this is how Gurkal remains. But not for long. The longevity and sillage are so poor that I find myself internally searching for what I am even wearing.

No development, no depth. Although one doesn鈥檛 necessarily need or expect that from "fresh" perfumes. It should smell as fresh, fine, and clean as possible. But no, Eau Simple de Concombre smells like old cucumber water, and one is glad not to have to drink it anymore.

By far one of the worst perfumes I have tested in the past and the absolute nemesis of the Phaedon house.
I am a confessed Phaedon lover and often enjoy scents that are soft and subtle, as some fragrances from this house are. But with such meaningless waters that smell like strange cucumbers, I am perfectly fine to pass.

The only thing I like is the bottle and the straightforward, linear design, as one is accustomed to from Phaedon.
Everything else is unfortunately destined for the bin.
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15 Comments
EmblaEmbla 3 years ago
Uuuhhh, I definitely don't want to smell like cucumber (water) right now.
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ChizzaChizza 3 years ago
That's a clear verdict ;)
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VinyldatesVinyldates 3 years ago
Moist warm cucumber, oh man 馃槀
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4ajbukoshka4ajbukoshka 3 years ago
I, who first read the headline [Gurk谩hl]: :OOO.
Oh no. Until five minutes ago, I was still hungry. Now... not anymore. And I don't want to drink cucumber water or get myself dirty with it.
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CoraKirschCoraKirsch 3 years ago
There's also a lazy cucumber from Kilian. I think it's called Roses on Ice. Bizarre...
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FrauKirscheFrauKirsche 3 years ago
I wouldn't even want to test it just to get an idea of the term "Gurkal"... :-)
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PonticusPonticus 3 years ago
No one is immune to such negative experiences when testing a lot! It happens, just brush it off and turn to a more pleasant perfume! Very nice and fair rejection review!
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CfrCfr 3 years ago
I prefer cucumber with potatoes and eggs.
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OlfaktoriaOlfaktoria 3 years ago
I discovered an Oliban-AF through you back then and immediately 'fell in love' with it and added it to my collection. But this one really sounds like it's worth running away from 馃槣馃ゴ I don't even need to test it....
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CravacheCravache 3 years ago
I love the Phaedon style, scents, and bottles. However, the cucumber water really smells terrible, like a chemistry set.
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FloydFloyd 3 years ago
Apparently refreshingly different ;-)
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YataganYatagan 3 years ago
I really liked it, but I also enjoy cucumber lemonade.
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SeeroseSeerose 3 years ago
There are better scents with cucumber and melon notes. The Jardins by Hermes, Un Jardin Apr猫s la Mousson. Good that you reminded me, I really enjoy that one in the summer.
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GandixGandix 3 years ago
They call it that here too... I wouldn't want to wear it as a fragrance. Thank you for the warning.
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 3 years ago
Cucumber waters are deep :-)
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