05/01/2023

Thatbwoy
42 Reviews

Thatbwoy
1
It's a Sun(downer)
I really looked forward to sampling this and I wanted to have an instant love affair with this; I was down to get this on order as soon as that first sniff blew me away. Card at the ready.
the sample arrived
I dove into the my usual sampling circus, of peculiar habits, I was ready to be blown away. I had opened the store page where I located the only store that sold it...blow me away Sundowner!
...it didn't.
It smelt like a stale chocolate bar, that had been sat on the rear seat of a old Morris Marina; not great chocolate, not even typically common chocolate; nah this is some cheap knock-off bar that some guy sold this by the box out of a busted van. It was bitter, oily chocolate that you'd not be too surprised to find out it was supposed only for dog consumption
...such a downer
the sample arrived
I dove into the my usual sampling circus, of peculiar habits, I was ready to be blown away. I had opened the store page where I located the only store that sold it...blow me away Sundowner!
...it didn't.
It smelt like a stale chocolate bar, that had been sat on the rear seat of a old Morris Marina; not great chocolate, not even typically common chocolate; nah this is some cheap knock-off bar that some guy sold this by the box out of a busted van. It was bitter, oily chocolate that you'd not be too surprised to find out it was supposed only for dog consumption
...such a downer