01/31/2020
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Now I feel sick
Tellus means earth. I would translate eau arborante as "swagger." Fortunately, I rarely get sick from perfume.
Poor Yorick I knew him. One day he lay down in a puddle and stayed there for half the day. A muddy puddle. He smelled of earth and his aftershave was rotting on his head, while his feet at the other end were competing with some foot deo. Certainly a very funny man but now dead and Hamlet holds his head while he declares that he kissed Yorick often. Now I feel sick
And I can't keep my arm far enough away from me when I'm writing.
Therefore very quickly: Sillage= too much, durability= too long. Otherwise I like patchouli and soil, but here is still mixed with nauseating flowery aftershave lotion. At least on me. You might smell a lot better on you. Ew. I... have to... now... go... quickly... wash up.
You can use it instead of emetics. Easier than sticking your finger down your throat. Unless, of course, it smells a lot better on you than it does on me. Also suitable for performances of Hamlet. Otherwise, I can't see any other use. *run out*
Poor Yorick I knew him. One day he lay down in a puddle and stayed there for half the day. A muddy puddle. He smelled of earth and his aftershave was rotting on his head, while his feet at the other end were competing with some foot deo. Certainly a very funny man but now dead and Hamlet holds his head while he declares that he kissed Yorick often. Now I feel sick
And I can't keep my arm far enough away from me when I'm writing.
Therefore very quickly: Sillage= too much, durability= too long. Otherwise I like patchouli and soil, but here is still mixed with nauseating flowery aftershave lotion. At least on me. You might smell a lot better on you. Ew. I... have to... now... go... quickly... wash up.
You can use it instead of emetics. Easier than sticking your finger down your throat. Unless, of course, it smells a lot better on you than it does on me. Also suitable for performances of Hamlet. Otherwise, I can't see any other use. *run out*
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