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Dessert for Zombies
This masterpiece of modern perfumery smells like a blast of overly ripe soon to be rancid fruit compote sprinkled with stale cinnamon powder and a touch of rose liqueur, surrounded by grotesquely indolic jasmine bouquet with cloying tropical orchid accord woven through the indoles, resting on a monstrous base of caramel, sickeningly sweet melted vanilla ice cream drips hardening on the kitchen counter, moldy old hershey’s chocolate kisses left over from last Christmas, and the overwhelming odor of musty graveyard dirt from an old cemetery.
Angelic isn’t it? BAH. I wouldn’t even want this sprayed on my corpse.
Angelic isn’t it? BAH. I wouldn’t even want this sprayed on my corpse.
6 Comments
Coutureguru 13 years ago
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Now there's a take I haven't read before :) ... excellent!!
FloraMilena 13 years ago
Well reviews should be fun! Even if they differ radically at least they are amusing; especially when they are descriptively extreme! LOL to cow breath.
Dulcemio 13 years ago
I should clarify, I DON'T love Angel. But many of my beloveds have been skewered, most memorably when Chanel 19 was described as "cow breath" on another site. Ahahahaha!!
Dulcemio 13 years ago
C'mon Flora, don't be shy, how do you REALLY feel? LOL! I absolutely love a well-written review by someone with a passionate hatred for the frag, it's so entertaining! (Even of the frags I love!) :-)
Dolby 13 years ago
Whahaha .. Old habits die hard ;)
Flaconneur 13 years ago
I couldn't have said it better myself, FloraMilena.