Mauw's Perfume Statements

Plain Quaker Instant Grits: The Perfume, a haiku-
A scent born in fire,
Seminalis, raw and bold,
Instant grits in air.

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6
Bottle 7
Sillage 7
Longevity 6
Scent

A blood-orange dominant furniture polish. It doesn't smell bad, but I don't want to smell like it.

1

10
Bottle 6
Sillage 9
Longevity 7
Scent

“Old man in the woods.”

1

9
Bottle 6
Sillage 6
Longevity 5
Scent

It smells like the lady’s’ shoe department at Dillards.

1

8
Bottle 8
Sillage 8
Longevity 8.5
Scent

The best blue fragrance. Much better than any niche blue option.

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