Tralala

Wish I got the bread note. It’s more like…vanilla mixed with some sort of industrial solvent? I can’t tell. Weird, and not in a good way.

I get zero vanilla from this; it’s just pure iris on me. Unbelievably disappointing, but I blame myself for blind buying it.

Not so much dates as a rum-soaked toffee. Not subtle for sure, but if you’re looking for a something that shouts gourmand, look no further.

I expected this to smell like a hookah bar. It actually reminds me of dessert with candied flower petals sprinkled on it.

Smells like a closet full of old toys someone has been avoiding cleaning out for years. Demoralizing.