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jasperdezoet
1 month ago
Jacomo de Jacomo (2011)
Jacomo
Pure black magic
So I’ll admit it: I blind bought a 100 ml tester bottle of this bad boy. I smashed the Buy Now button once I saw reviewers were associating it with Type O Negative songs. Plus, it was only $25. Sue me. But man, am I glad I did! As a lifelong...
jasperdezoet
1 month ago
Rock River Melody
Régime des Fleurs
Stinky spa
This smells like one of those “healing” clay pore masks made out of volcanic ash and tea tree oil. Specifically, the kind that make you feel like your skin is peeling off your face like a slice of ham when you wash it off with warm water. This also...
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Portrait of a Lady
Eau de Parfum
Editions de Parfums Frédéric Malle
6.5
Scent
9
Sillage
1
Girlboss territory marker, sour rose-chouli and cumin BOMB. My family could smell this on me from at least 6 feet away.
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Mossy Bottom
Lush
1
You can get the same experience by sticking your nose in a plastic bag of raw broccoli.
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Lord of Misrule
Perfume
Lush
Smells like a plastic beach ball that’s been sitting in the scorching hot sun all day.
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Spongebob Squarepants - Gary
Petite Beaute
2
Legend has it the highest-paid courtesans in all of Paris wear this perfume to bed and nothing else.
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Angels' Share
Eau de Parfum
Kilian
Apple pie baked with green apples by a chain-smoking grandma. I don’t hate it.
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Passion
Eau de Toilette
Elizabeth Taylor
2
Not a fan, but would still keep this in my purse for self-defense purposes. Call an ambulance, but not for me…
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1969
Histoires de Parfums
2
I tried out a dab-on sample. Fantastic concept. The syrupy peach is just so strong it makes me feel nauseated. Otherwise perfectly blended.
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Eilish
Fragrance Mist
Billie Eilish
A vanilla that comes on too strong and overstays its welcome. Gets dangerously close to the dreaded Play-Doh smell territory.
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Gorgon
Perfume Oil
For Strange Women
Wet clay and dried out tempera paints. Will give you war flashbacks to elementary school art class.
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1993
Perfume Oil
For Strange Women
Patchouli and Coca Cola. Romantic in a pizza-and-beer-and-stargazing-on-the-roof kind of way. Fantôme’s Baba Yaga on a budget.
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