Either/Or

American football

Beer - Can or Bottle

Bottle

Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi?

Oooh, that's really a dead heat (and I polled our soccer mad household). Let's pick Messi for the sake of moving on (but it really is a case of either)'
Morning person or night owl?

Morning. My biological clock is set to be asleep by 9 or 10 pm and up by 5 or 6 am. If I could only live that way...

Low wage/low benefit job you love or a high wage/high benefit job you can barely tolerate?

Low wage. Can't deal with stress. Not enough Gin in the world Grey.

Oysters or Shrimp....fried.

Oysters on the half shell.

Would you rather read a novel with a rollercoaster plot and lots of action or one with fascinating characters and entertaining dialogue?

characters and dialogue, please.

one month vacation in Europe (or anywhere you don't already live) with only 2 different stops on the itinerary
or
one month vacation being in a new city every other day

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BrDlrytgm8

Rye or pumpernickel?

pumpernickel ummmmmm good

Golf or Tennis

Tennis

Reading a real book, or reading it electronically?

Real library shelves, real paper texture, real paper smell, real light source, real ink...
...REAL BOOKS!

Shower or bath?

So, new city every other day? Hmmm, that surprises me about you.

Reading a real book. (Does everyone not know that staring at screens all the time isn't very healthy for our eyeballs? and I already stare at one at work all day.)

Cut flowers or potted plant?

Oops, sorry!

Bath.

Cut flowers or potted plant?

Potted plant

White gold or yellow :

Oh, good! I would so hate to be predictable.

Yellow gold.

Smoking: yes or no?

No

Mittens or Gloves

I grew up wearing choppers -deer hide mittens with wool inserts- but fashion and functionality dictate that I now wear gloves. So gloves it is.

Pancakes or waffles?

Ohhh, pancakes with sugar and cinnamon!

ABBA or Zappa?

ABBA.

Jimi Hendrix or Bob Marley?

I'm probably invoking the wrath of the guitar gods, but I prefer Bob Marley's music.

Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light or this guy:

Kinkade

And Marley

A week long trip to Disneyland/Disneyworld or Vegas?

Vegas, I would be ready to come home the day after. I would be broke from gambling
NCIS or CSI

*flips coin*

CSI

Wind chimes or a train whistle in the distance?

Wind chimes

Meat or Tofu?

Meat

A recyclable paper bag or reusable plastic shopping bag?