Knee-slapper Thread

Right ..

I swore off blind-buys too, Cryptic. Oh fiddle dee dee, I just can't think about that right now.

Ladies, please join me for a drink.

Happy to oblige, Cryptic.

Tequila would hit the spot right now. Maybe later. How about a burger?

Ahhahahaha! My boyfriend back in the 80's went suddenly veggie under my influence and his dad would disdainfully ask if he were having another "grass sandwich" for lunch. In bf's defense, in addition to alfalfa sprouts there was also avocado and cucumber on it. One of many reasons I became persona nongrata to that old man. He did not approve of me.

lmaO!

Hahaha too funny

A face from the past! Great to see you, chica.

Hey good to see you too...This is how today is going.

Here's a cheering thought:

Good one!

Not really that funny but I love the mean Victorian lady wagging her finger.

How often do you come across art humor?

the-toast.net/2014/11/06/women-rejecting-marri age-proposals-western-art-history/

Funny, I didn't read all of them.

Too long-winded? Here's something direct and to the point:



Nobody here but us chickens!!

Direct indeed.

Those are great! "Can you F'ing believe this guy?" What a great facial expression.

Many of these do illustrate, however, the sad, unromantic way women acquired husbands for much of human history, except for about the last 150 years or so.

There is a duh factor here. (Never come between a cat and a sunny window, duh.)

You might like this spoof, Dulce.

www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/ayn-rand- reviews-childrens-movies?intcid=mod-latest

Too funny. I have to admit I do something similar.

I'll be sure to avoid getting on your bad side, Tee. The worst thing I've ever done to Mr. Cryptic's toiletries was to shave my legs with his razor without bothering to change the blade afterward.

I doubt if you could ever get on my bad side.

And what he doesn't know won't hurt him.