...I think it looks like a crane after a tsunami, They have even painted it rusty old red.

...I nominate the shouty, juvenile, full of himself, annoying, Chris Evans.

...Howdie Peeps! I've been busy. Rubbish huh :wink: I have just come back from the bank with a smile on face as a random woman, walking past, smiled and told me I looked very pretty. What a lovely thing to do.

...Off topic, but going back to men not reading intructions. I once took a reading lamp back to Homebase because it was broken, only to find out it was a touch activated one and I had spent ages looking for a switch, yet still managed to avoid brushing my fingers over the bit that turned it on! :oops:

...i have been wondering if the seat reservation system on Virgin trains West Coast line is an urban myth. It has never worked a single time of using it, which leads to a free for all over the shortfall of seats. :x

...Hubby wanted something just right, but couldn't settle on anything he really liked for me. We stumbled on a perfumery in La Place Des Vosges, Creation Parfums et Senteurs Du Pays Basques. The service was wonderful and my husband chose Un Jour a Biarritz for me and Grenouille for himself. I am now wafting around smelling of my time in Paris, lovely!

...Well I have just got back from a three day trip to Paris, plenty of rain, but still had a wonderful time. We took one of our oldest employees (70) for her birthday and walked her legs off! She hadn't even been on a train for nearly 20 years so the Metro was a bit of an experience too. Great fun!

...It sounds like you purchased aloe vera. Agave is pictured below

...I think you are confusing aloe vera with agave. Although they look similar, they are not related. Aloe vera, both gel and juice are used for medicinal purposes, agave is the one used for sweetening etc.

...When putting conditioner on your hair, use the excess to push down your cuticals, which are already softened from the afore said hair washing!

...I have been to the cinema to see Trance. Very enjoyable.

...I have been to Brussels, but I think there were more chocolate shops in Bruges, as it is more touristy. Cologne in Germany has a chocolate museum too, which I quite enjoyed. :D

...I have been married for 21 years today! And with the ole fella for 30!

...I only ever wear a hat if its snowing, my head gets too hot otherwise, I'm a hot person! I'm getting to wear mine quite a bit at the moment though. I have a black fedora and a grey cloche.

...Well I spent a very delightful Sunday morning watching the wonderful Cary Grant and the enchanting Irene Dunn in "My Favourite Wife"Such a classy comedy.

...If I ever get sent to the corner, or early to bed for that matter, I would like one of these waiting please.................

...I seem to remember taking a pair of shoes into school, like the ones benny is wearing (on the piano) for a raffle prize. I packaged them up nicely with a home-made leaflet extolling their virtues. I think I named them "Dr Scaffold Elevator Shoes for the Vertically Challenged". Needless to say nobody appreciated my sense of humour and they weren't put forward as a prize. Curmudgeons. :(

...Kasabian Empire

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...Well I think we should have a sentence with the word "lampoon" in it now, Pipette! :lol: