Fleur de Délice

Guimauve / Mi Fa

Réminiscence 2008

Once again, confusion spreads in the Tshajbukoshka household. Having long searched for the carrot (which ideally doesn’t pull threads) and sworn to smell Heliotrop on rosemary, Alf came around the corner and first pointed out that pink and violet are not the same, and then wanted to marinate Tshajbukoshka's cat. No problem, as the fluffy kitty bottoms are currently going through a coat change.
Looking over Alf's shoulder, Tshajbukoshka would like to file a complaint when the following picture emerges:
Her sweet little kitty - still in her Sunday tutu and in a baking dish! - nestled on Tictacs and Heliotrop, a bit of marzipan here, a bit of rosemary there, and off it goes into the oven. In between, Alf seems to brush her with one of the typical orange blossom whiffs or that one summer Guerlain that Tshajbu finds too strong, for better crust formation. Okaaaay.
The cooking time is surprisingly long, and what comes out in the end is a fluffy soft cloud that emits cotton candy and (not necessarily the most exquisite Guerlain) vanilla, but keeps you satisfied for an extremely long time, though of course, no one would ever eat it except for Alf.

For the translation: It took about a hundred years for Tshajbukoshka to understand that Si Do is violet and that she had been testing Mi Fa the whole time. Neither of those is written on her bottle. So she had been testing blindly or used the wrong pyramid as a reference and compared.
The image of Alf was inspired by one of the cat beings in the Tshajbukoshka household, which smells fluffy soft and almost like cotton candy and marshmallows, though not as in-your-face as Love Don't be Shy. (In-your-face, the furry monster prefers to waft the typical tuna cat food breath, but that’s another story.)
The rest should be self-explanatory.
Bon appétit!
+++Disclaimer: No cat was tortured and/or eaten for the production of this text into a non-edible pseudo-gourmand.+++