Sirenis Liquides Imaginaires 2022

Could be the start of a bad joke, but unfortunately, this is no joke at all, but bitter reality. To be honest, I don’t even know what to say about this... olfactory experience. Musty, fishy, disgusting. Not quite at the level of Boris Becker's atrocities, but close.

There are some perfumes I don’t like, but I can certainly understand why others do. However, with Sirenis, I cannot for the life of me imagine anyone finding pleasure in this creation.

I’ll keep it brief and simply say that this doesn’t seem like a perfume to me at all. Not like something that should smell good and be pleasing, but rather a failed experiment to capture a mythological natural force in scent form. It might even have succeeded; it’s quite possible that the Sirens smelled like this when they hadn’t showered for a while.

Horrible, by Odysseus' beard.