Everyone knows this: You’re at the drugstore, see a fragrance, notice it’s cheap and think, "What could possibly go wrong?" Soon after, you realize: Damn! Another dust collector in the closet!
Fruit? You search in vain! Apparently, they tried to deceive the buyer of the fragrance with all the rules of chemical and synthetic art into believing there are some fruity notes... and not even that works. After 15 minutes, you get a headache and a bad mood - not because it’s overwhelming, but simply because you’re annoyed by so much "whatever" that no one can identify.
Synthetic, cheap, HANDS OFF!
(I'll still make another attempt. I notoriously take longer sometimes...)