The accused has been charged under §xyz with the following offenses:
1. Drugstore level
2. Poor longevity
3. Synthetic scent
4. Cheap
5. Headache candidate
6. Mood killer
Under §zpf paragraph B, I plead not guilty until proven otherwise by personal sniffing.
1. Drugstore scent
Well, is a drugstore bad? Where do you all buy your personal care products? Why shouldn't you buy perfume there too? Müller is also a drugstore and they have Dior.
2. Longevity is known to be subjective. For me, the EdT lasts easily 5-6 hours without reapplying.
3. Synthetic scent
Well, it may not smell like it fell into a fruit basket, but in my opinion, it smells very, very delicious. Fruity, like a supermarket fruit scent at the fruit counter (yes, that’s not a natural fruit scent, but it’s still tasty). It is wonderfully fresh, fruity with a slight sweetness.
4. Cheap
It is affordable, but cheap? I associate cheap with cheap sexy; the scent is sporty fresh, like a pretty girl with dyed hair, Adidas hotpants, and a Firefly bikini top at the beach playing beach volleyball. Not really natural, but still pretty and delicate.
5. Headache candidate
I find it puzzling how one can get a headache from such a delicate, fresh scent, but everyone is different, so okay.
6. Mood killer
Well, the scent really makes me crave summer, sunshine, and outdoor leisure time with friends when it’s nice and warm :)
In my opinion, it’s definitely a great feel-good summer scent!
CONCLUSION:
Just smell it yourself; getting to a drugstore to spray it should not be a problem, especially if you need to pick up a new shampoo anyway ;)