Soft Al Rehab Eau de Parfum
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Computer says: “Süüüss”
I bravely take the bottle in my hand.
Sprüüühhhhhh...
Citrusy sweet opening.
Cotton candy and popcorn cuddle up to the lemon.
It's actually a nice idea.
However, it unfortunately becomes synthetic here.
Basically, this is what you would expect if you tasked a soulless perfumer computer with artificial intelligence (let's assume such a thing has already been developed) to create a sweet gourmand fragrance.
Then, this is exactly the kind of carnival gourmand that would come out:
Top note: Lemon
Heart note: Laboratory caramel, diabetes
Base note: Play-Doh vanilla, cotton candy
A fun scent that would definitely make a lot of sense at a Christmas market or carnival. But how often do you hang out there?
It's crazy that Acqua e zucchero by Profumum Roma is supposed to be a scent twin.
The thought of having spent 2 euros/ml and then smelling like THIS is somehow bizarre…
Anyway, for the nice 13-year-old next door, Soft by Al Rehab is certainly not the worst fragrance.
She will have fun with it for a long time (6 hours +) and really EVERYONE in her girl clique will be able to smell her, even the one with acute sinusitis.
Sprüüühhhhhh...
Citrusy sweet opening.
Cotton candy and popcorn cuddle up to the lemon.
It's actually a nice idea.
However, it unfortunately becomes synthetic here.
Basically, this is what you would expect if you tasked a soulless perfumer computer with artificial intelligence (let's assume such a thing has already been developed) to create a sweet gourmand fragrance.
Then, this is exactly the kind of carnival gourmand that would come out:
Top note: Lemon
Heart note: Laboratory caramel, diabetes
Base note: Play-Doh vanilla, cotton candy
A fun scent that would definitely make a lot of sense at a Christmas market or carnival. But how often do you hang out there?
It's crazy that Acqua e zucchero by Profumum Roma is supposed to be a scent twin.
The thought of having spent 2 euros/ml and then smelling like THIS is somehow bizarre…
Anyway, for the nice 13-year-old next door, Soft by Al Rehab is certainly not the worst fragrance.
She will have fun with it for a long time (6 hours +) and really EVERYONE in her girl clique will be able to smell her, even the one with acute sinusitis.
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And no, I was the "And-the-next-ride-goes-backwards-Queen" on the roller coaster, which by the way was called "Himalaya" here. I'm not hanging out with the scooter proletariat... tss... outrageous...