Lemon Love Alverde 2011

The other day I was in the store that is named after old German currency.
To replenish my supply of environmentally friendly laundry detergents.
And there it was. The stand. With boxes featuring wallpaper patterns in pink, lilac, and green. In front of them, three little bottles. Testers.
I innocently sniffed the first one (green wallpaper pattern): "Lemon Love".
Wow, what is this? Lemonade? Sprayed on a paper strip, half an hour later at home I realized: Schleckerschnee! The one with lemon flavor!
And this is called a perfume???
I did buy the liquid later. As a room freshener.
A rascal who thinks otherwise...