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FrauHolle
06/12/2018, 02:41 PM
9.5Scent 5Longevity 5Sillage
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No Perfume Without Fart!

This isn't from me, I read it somewhere in some random comments by some user on this site, about some fragrance that apparently also had a fart in it. Well, the scent.
And he's right, the user, a fart-like note must be present in a good fragrance, at least in a perfume stage that, I’d say, has long surpassed perfume reviews of AXE Leather & Cookies and Sumatra Rain.

Asparagus urine is the new Mitsuko. And this note certainly doesn't come from incense and myrrh, but rather from the G.-wood.
I’m sure, nasty, oud-like rotten wood nuances will find appreciation here, among the super noses among us; cotton candy sniffers and flower petal pluckers can pack it up right away and shouldn’t even try this little treasure here;
and if they do: Try to form a sentence without "cow shed." Give it a shot, you can do it, I believe in you!
Okay, just in case it doesn’t work out, here are a few synonyms for you:
CAMEL TOILET
ILLEGAL URINAL
BANG BUD
RAT NEST!

Best regards,
Your Pre-Wash Hell
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15 Comments
KäseKäse 4 years ago
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I'm not sure if you think the scent is good or bad :D
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Medusa00Medusa00 4 years ago
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Very funny, but I don't need pub notes. My dog does that enough when she's lying at my feet...
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ManogiManogi 5 years ago
Wonderful! Thanks for the recommendation! :-D
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FliolineFlioline 6 years ago
Sounds great :)
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SerafinaSerafina 7 years ago
I just put it on... even though I feared the worst (I can't stand anything fecal...): nope, nothing like that on me. It's a lovely resinous-woody incense.
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TerraTerra 8 years ago
Just discovered this! Thanks... it really can't be without a bit of funk. That's what a perfume needs! And now I want to test it too, although you seem to be more sensitive to it than I am ;)
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KleopatraKleopatra 8 years ago
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:))) The cap looks like burnt wood. That alone would have put me off, but I tend to be more of a "cotton candy sniffer" ;))
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TtfortwoTtfortwo 8 years ago
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Naiiiiissss! The-comment-that-shouldn't-be-said! Huge trophy!!!
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SeeroseSeerose 8 years ago
Another one of those "manure lagoon" uh - scents? Yeah, that's what they call those round things where all the crap from factory farming is stored to spray on fields in nice weather, making it stink forever. A burnt fart is nothing compared to that.
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CaspitaCaspita 8 years ago
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You’re so right! And some people are already put off by cumin.
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DerailroadedDerailroaded 8 years ago
Wow, I feel a golden shower running down my back :-)
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FittleworthFittleworth 8 years ago
Wonderful! Iltis Trophy!
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FlankerFlanker 8 years ago
FrauHolle, you’re amazing!! You totally left me behind with... fart... *g* Especially since I’m trying to reconcile what’s written with the scent. I’ll need a week for that knot, which doesn’t make it any less funny ;)
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StrehliwoodStrehliwood 8 years ago
Are you sure you didn't mean to comment on "Oud Stars - Zafar" ^^?
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HasiHasi 8 years ago
Looks like the Three Wise Men took off. Maybe with the force of a strong fart!
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