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DaveGahan101
10/22/2013 - 03:12 PM
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5Scent 10Longevity 7.5Sillage 7.5Bottle

Boadicea...my new buddies;-)

Dear Hasi...only thanks to your great sample promotion am I writing this comment. Sometimes perfumes can also be a punishment!

Boadicea...3 tests...3x "full" score...Intense terrible, Divine extremely terrible, Explorer...well, I guess that's what you call a test of courage...insane. Duro is a pure nose pleaser and cuddler in comparison...Serge Noire becomes pure rose water next to this. The brand has a Celtic/Gaelic/mystical touch with its bottles...therefore I suspect that the brew comes from some castle witches on Walpurgis Night out of the cauldron...where, as we know, all sorts of things go in...at least everything that stinks. So, I immediately felt a knot in my stomach, sour, sharp, caustic, biting, overly spicy...I believe soap won't be enough to wash this off...Biff bleach cleaner is needed...I'd rather have 2 hours of swimming pool smell and unhealthy looking white fingers...than this stink bomb! So Explorer is by far my new number 1...for the golden raspberry...give Serge Lutens...Pattex, ammonia, manure, and a can of 4-week-old fish (open)...and he would make something that smells better out of it.

In a brief and crazy moment, it reminded me for a ridiculous 3 seconds of Tauer's L'Air du Dessert Marocain...just a quick reminder...that's a GREAT scent...but I think the wish was the father of the thought. No, no, there's nothing to save...pour it out and be silent...forever.

And if I'm looking for/need something Gaelic or Celtic...then I'll take something from a brand that really knows its brew well...Jameson...because there are professionals at work. Cheers.
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5 Comments
StulleStulle 4 years ago
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It takes half an hour on me before it really comes to life. The transition from "unbearable" to "very beautiful" is quite shocking; I didn't expect that at all.
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StanzeStanze 6 years ago
Anyway, an entertaining takedown.
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WoodpeckerWoodpecker 10 years ago
Why give a total flop a 5.0?? We really need to use the full scale here; otherwise, all fragrances end up at 7-8 and the significance of the ratings goes down to zero.

...By the way, I actually find the scent quite good.
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Zauber600Zauber600 11 years ago
Dude.. this one is out of this world.. the alternative to Sables Marocain for men :) Citrusy, then herbal, powdery-resinous, and slightly bitter.. it has that 70s/80s old-school vibe with top-notch ingredients. Separates the men from the boys ;)
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MercuroMercuro 11 years ago
Yuck, this is really disgusting!
I just put it on and now I have to rush to the bathroom to scrub it off!
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