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A way to ensure that the bus seat next to you always stays empty
A large cloud of very artificial raspberry. The other notes hide behind it at first, but I can already feel that there's rose down there and it's not good. And something else, not sure what, that is still somehow worse. An almost... oniony undertone? It even hurts my eyes a little. Bonus points for full immersion, I guess.
Takes around ~30 minutes to settle in my immediate vicinity. Projects around an arm's length away, but becomes very sharp and noxious as you get closer. Rose is becoming stronger and it's just as I imagined it at that first sniff – synthetic with a hint of cat piss.
My partner comes home and confirms the "something else" part. Something in this perfume transforms on my skin into a scent of oniony body odor. Yay..?
It is, in a very specific and negative way, a very well-rounded composition. "Synthetic dupe perfume from a corner shop" top notes. "Cat pee infused clothing" heart. "Onion breath and musty body odor" base. Just spray it once to immediately recreate a very specific type of stranger you would try to quickly get away from on the street.
Takes ~3,5 hours to settle on skin. At that point body odor and onions mostly fizzle out. The rose takes centerstage and clings to you for the rest of the evening. I could still feel a faint synthetic sweetness on me ~5 hours later as I was entering the shower.
Are you serious, Chloé? What is this? Is it my fault for expecting better from you?
Takes around ~30 minutes to settle in my immediate vicinity. Projects around an arm's length away, but becomes very sharp and noxious as you get closer. Rose is becoming stronger and it's just as I imagined it at that first sniff – synthetic with a hint of cat piss.
My partner comes home and confirms the "something else" part. Something in this perfume transforms on my skin into a scent of oniony body odor. Yay..?
It is, in a very specific and negative way, a very well-rounded composition. "Synthetic dupe perfume from a corner shop" top notes. "Cat pee infused clothing" heart. "Onion breath and musty body odor" base. Just spray it once to immediately recreate a very specific type of stranger you would try to quickly get away from on the street.
Takes ~3,5 hours to settle on skin. At that point body odor and onions mostly fizzle out. The rose takes centerstage and clings to you for the rest of the evening. I could still feel a faint synthetic sweetness on me ~5 hours later as I was entering the shower.
Are you serious, Chloé? What is this? Is it my fault for expecting better from you?