Good day and welcome, my esteemed sniffers!
Today I would like to speak to you since I unfortunately cannot post a second statement. Logical! Therefore, I will present to you here, dear sniffers, a small excerpt from my memoirs.
So, here we go:
(Pause, inhale!)
Krawehl, krawehl ...oh nonsense, wrong event, one moment please...
So, here we have it:
Fantastic, fantastic!
In the jungle, a hint of pepper, exotic nuts and delicious cocoa, sweet, colorful little birds, they dance, they sing, ripe fruits, resinous wood, gold, it shimmers and sparkles, look there, lightly clad Amazons. ... Samba!
Rio de Janeiro, Hotel Four Seasons, with breakfast, quite an expensive affair, do you have the Amex?
...but it was worth it!
(Wait, applause)
Thank you very much for your attention, the buffet is now open! :)
And I, the fool, subscribed to Titanic - you can get it here for free! Gran di oz (magical). Thanks for this speech, and yes: Amazon should go back to the jungle...
I’ve never understood this forced need to write a long, elaborate novella. I have to admit, though, there are users who can pull it off at least. Maybe I’m just a bit too straightforward to get that kind of thing.
Wow, a comment from you! That's already worth applauding. And the scent? Right on the mark, um, 10, and clearly no dull gin at the Muse's grove. Your enthusiasm is contagious. I might pass on the lightly dressed Amazons *grin*, but I hope to read more from you in the future!