Profumo
10/15/2022 - 11:57 AM
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Letting it all hang out

Normally, fragrances with animalistic additions polarize - just think of 'Kouros'.
But even fragrances without significant animal components, like this one, seem to divide opinions irreconcilably. What separates both camps is primarily the question of how receptive one is to the stimuli of modern 'Woody Ambers', or whether one reacts more allergically to them. Lukewarm, indecisive attitudes are hardly found; instead, there is either recognition, even admiration, or head-shaking, up to outright rejection. 'Woody Ambers' are certainly not new, but they have gained dominance in the fragrance world wherever young men gather. All their grooming products smell of it: shower gels and deodorants, and of course their perfumes. In this respect, some form of stimulus adaptation should have long since withdrawn this sweetly woody synthetic from our attention, just like a hat one wears but no longer notices, as our perception begins to suppress the constant stimulus after a while to be open to new experiences.
Here, however, the aroma chemical 'Ambrocenide' from the company Symrise hits us with an intensity that allows no stimulus adaptation. Maurice Roucel has showcased it in 'Uncut Gem' in a larger-than-life way - it forms the pivot of the fragrance. The Holzminden company Symrise characterizes the scent of its product as an 'extremely powerful woody-ambery note', whose massive use would be akin to 'nuclear armament', according to Frédéric Malle.
That certainly raises eyebrows, especially in these times.

And indeed, a synthetic bomb detonates here like no other. Everything else the fragrance might hold, such as wonderful notes like magnolia, incense, angelica, labdanum: buried under nuclear Ambrocenide fallout.
At least that's my perception.
Others apparently detect a pronounced sharp-spicy ginger opening, a leathery-smoky finish, underpinned by a good amount of musk - and if anyone knows musk, it's Roucel: just think of 'Musc Ravageur', 'Dans tes Bras', and the two 'Helmut Lang' fragrances, the Cologne and the EdP!
Alas, I smell (almost) none of that.

What I smell is a brittle, sharp-woody aroma with plastic-like undertones and synthetic amber sweetness, a bitter-green, equally unnatural vegetal note that vaguely resembles galbanum, and after a long sniffing, indeed a hint of 'French Lover' - a faint touch of bitter-spicy angelica, some cool, smoky streaks, as well as a sterile artificial leather facet.
That’s it.
Admittedly, I belong to those who react allergically to 'Woody Amber' aromas beyond a certain intensity. Perhaps this is due to my age. I simply grew up in a completely different olfactory environment, and my olfactory socialization was shaped by leather chypres like 'Antaeus', aromatic fougères like 'Azzaro pour Homme', and even the later released dihydromyrcenol-saturated 'Cool Water'. Speaking of dihydromyrcenol: back then, my older colleagues found the Davidoff scent terribly synthetic, which I couldn't understand at all. However, since they had also experienced a different olfactory socialization, they were no longer receptive to the stimuli of the new fragrance molecule. I, on the other hand, could have bathed in it at times.
Over the years, the fronts have likely reversed, and today I belong to those who feel alienated by the currently popular aroma chemicals. This started years ago with 'Bleu de Chanel', ultimately culminating in the unbearably overwhelming 'Sauvage', which, due to its success, spawned countless hardly distinguishable offspring (just like 'Cool Water' back in the day).
And now: 'Uncut Gem'.
If the fragrance had been released by any random designer house, I wouldn't have been surprised; the need for ever-new 'Woody Amber' creations seems evidently too great, and their success still appears significant.
That a house like Frédéric Malle is now also riding this mass-appeal horse is, on one hand, understandable, as they simply want a piece of the pie, especially with an Estée Lauder corporation behind them, which likely insisted on opening up to the mainstream. On the other hand, the Editions de Parfums has always found its self-understanding in a distinction from the mass market, placing value on creating independent, wearable fragrance characters that are more rooted in the tradition of French 'Haute Parfumerie' than in the actual niche market, which pushes the fragrance palette much further, even to the point of unwearability.
In this tension between mainstream here and concept fragrance blessed niche market there, the Frédéric Malle house positioned itself with considerable success for many years and earned a very solid reputation, especially among fragrance aficionados.
This reputation has now begun to show cracks. When the well-groomed Monsieur Malle himself raves in the advertisement for 'Uncut Gem' about Marlon Brando and Elia Kazan's world that supposedly escapes this fragrance, this invocation of the gods becomes an attempt at damage control. Aside from the fact that I have always been suspicious of these 'celebrity washings', especially since the involved parties can no longer defend themselves against it. At the same time, another direction becomes apparent: against the zeitgeist of gender ambiguity, which seems to overwhelm older gentlemen! 'Uncut Gem' as a manifesto of clarity, celebrating masculinity unabashedly, letting its Uncut Gem hang out despite all 'Me Too'.

That name!

Of course, one wants to provoke a little, but this little provocation reminds me more of schoolboy jokes from lecherous retirees than of Brando's virile erotic force. Furthermore, the naming lacks any wink of flirtiness à la 'French Lover', even if one may hypocritically claim that it refers to the opposition of elegant and sophisticated versus raw and unrefined. However, when a bulging pants front is constantly shown, over which a hand casually dangles, one quickly suspects what it will soon encompass - 'Sticky Fingers' by the Stones sends its regards! With its charming frivolity, Andy Warhol's cover is, however, closer to 'French Lover' than to the comparatively sterile photographic quote (which, in terms of sterility, corresponds well with 'Uncut Gem').

Conclusion: an unnecessary attempt, in my view, to cater to the mass market, which Malle and Roucel - caution, stair joke! - seemingly have no desire for themselves, as which hordes of wealthy young men do they expect to find who are willing to shell out 300 euros for a single bottle when they could have three bottles of 'Sauvage' instead?

Apparently, Tom Ford is already working on a new fragrance: working title 'Cut Gem'.
A joke.
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23 Comments
HektorHektor 3 years ago
I agree with every word. A terrible "scent."
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ScentwolfScentwolf 3 years ago
I completely agree with you, I really can't think of anything else about the scent.
Is this the end? FM used to be the epitome of niche...
A trophy for your ability to write so extensively about something trivial.
I couldn't have done it!!! **Hats off**!
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YataganYatagan 3 years ago
As always, your scent descriptions are transparent: the fragrance is outlined from all angles. This way, one can imagine what they're getting into.
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GoldGold 3 years ago
A pleasure, your text.
Bravo.
I feel the same way... I have a different fragrance background than men between 25 and 40, and I can't make sense of this strange mix here.
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IschgelroiIschgelroi 3 years ago
This use of Amber Woody synthetic isn't necessarily bad at first, but what really bothered me was how completely out of balance Uncut Gem is. Even a Dior Sauvage EDT somehow finds its balance, and the use of synthetic there is still quite nice, even if it's not really my scent. Uncut Gem is one of the few fragrances I've rated poorly from a craftsmanship perspective. Even an Axe deodorant is better balanced than Uncut Gem.
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FlirtyFlowerFlirtyFlower 3 years ago
Really well written! Trophy
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NowoNowo 3 years ago
Great writing, as always. Thank you! A pleasure to read and to stay away from it.
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FriesinFriesin 3 years ago
Knowledgeable, insightful review.
It was a pleasure to read your text!
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AugustoAugusto 3 years ago
So bad? Oh dear.
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RivegaucheRivegauche 3 years ago
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Perfect. Thanks! That was pretty obvious anyway… as always :)), but you’ve put all my thoughts about Uncut Gem into words. Even under that thick synthetic layer, I can only catch glimpses of the other listed ingredients. In the videos for Rose & Cuir and Synthetic Jungle, Malle also relies on big artist names, which feels a bit pretentious to me, but those two fragrances really capture the uniqueness that the brand has built up over the years… so that was okay for me. However, with Uncut Gem, it’s almost annoying due to this mainstream blast. Unfortunately, my flops of the year along with Eau Noble 2022.
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SchalkerinSchalkerin 3 years ago
A great review, really well written. And of course, it made me curious.
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PonticusPonticus 3 years ago
I really liked it! An outstanding assessment of the current market and definitely of the fragrance! And it was funny too! Great review!
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ErgoproxyErgoproxy 3 years ago
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I sincerely hope this scent never finds its way to me as a sample. Your always very informative comment has only strengthened that hope. 🙂
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KovexKovex 3 years ago
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When I found out years ago that Malle was sold to Lauder, I feared the worst, and it seems to be coming true. The old dilemma: profitability is more important than the art itself. Luckily, this leaves room for great reviews like yours. At least that's something.
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RivegaucheRivegauche 3 years ago
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I understand your opinion, but for me, Rose & Cuir and Synthetic Jungle didn't confirm the fear of Lauder's boredom; instead, they continue to offer unique wearability. Uncut Gem is the first real flop... for me :))
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TurandotTurandot 3 years ago
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Now that I don't have to dance at every wedding anymore, I've decided to take a step back after the first reviews and statements, because with the Malle editions, I expect a different approach. In my bookshelf, I still have the oversized edition of "The Art of Perfume" by Frederic Malle, which was prefaced by Catherine Deneuve. That was anything but mainstream, but it was set against the Lauder background. You really nailed the dilemma.
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MonsieurTestMonsieurTest 3 years ago
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Wonderful, knowledgeable amber woody assessment with a thoughtful placement in the foundational trends of (perfume historical) Longue Durée.
One must give credit to the LAuders for contributing to the preservation of classics with their great Aramis fragrances and beautiful chypres like Aliage and Aromatics Elixir.
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IntersportIntersport 3 years ago
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It's understandable that Malle wants to remind us of the very good beginnings of the house with Roucel - it worked great in a different setup with Rose & Cuir; it's also almost logical that Roucel incorporates a high-impact captive from Symrise, along with something like Dihydromyrcenol, oscillating between a classic and late '80s retro vibes. However, the narrative and title just feel outdated. Strange times. Great comment!
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SchatzSucherSchatzSucher 3 years ago
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Truly delightful and expertly torn apart :-D
Yeah, I’d say they can flaunt as much as they want in Mallorca, it doesn’t tempt me.
These modern amber scents give me a headache in high doses. When I think of amber, I think of the lovely, cozy amber fragrances from, for example, Omnia Profumi, or if I go way back, the incomparable Ambre Antique by Coty, for which I would sell my nonexistent grandmother. And nothing needs to be supposedly pornographic either ;-)
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PollitaPollita 3 years ago
OMG! Even more ambroxan than in Orto Parisi & Co.? Help! I think this one is going straight onto my no-go list without testing. I totally agree with the generational thing. I also thought Cool Water was amazing back in the day! But the popular aroma chemicals nowadays usually send a chill down my spine. For me, it’s just “Uff,” I’m done. Well, I guess I’m getting old too 😂
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IschgelroiIschgelroi 3 years ago
I find Orto Parisi to be much tamer and even better crafted. It's also important to remember that the synthetic aspect and the somewhat exaggerated part is part of the concept. For me, the brand creates more of an impression of scents.
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M3000M3000 3 years ago
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Like no one else, you find the right words for a complex classification: the scent, the creative duo behind it, the spirit of the times. Brilliant, and so relatable. Thank you.
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AxiomaticAxiomatic 3 years ago
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Wonderful review and a very successful, pointed critique.
A solid engagement with a failed launch, splendid!
Thank you for all the background information; you enrich this forum as always.
🏆 polished...
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