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Fuck Me Tender by G Parfums

Fuck Me Tender 2019

KatharinaG
11/12/2022 - 02:14 PM
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Nirvana

I don't want to comment on the name. I curse like a sailor; in our living room, there's a street sign that says "F***-you Alley," and I see low forms of language and swear words as a way to release aggression. I have plenty of reasons for it, and I practice this therapy regularly.
Another form of therapy, an antidote to the bitter seriousness of life, has become the simple, sweet scents for me. Dessert to spray on, quick olfactory carbohydrates. I don't want to conduct an analysis if I'm not being paid for it, not at home, not in my free time.
I want the lightness of marshmallow in my head, to hear "Mom, you smell delicious," instead of being reproached at an unholy 6:45 with "That smells very perfumey."
No damn analysis, no reflection, and no scent that suggests "Noblesse oblige, turn off Netflix, better read Ulysses again or at least Foucault's Pendulum, carry me, the highly intellectual composition with the distinguished notes of burning tires and mothballs."
And "Fuck me tender" fits such days.
Simply to love. Simply to wear. Don't start an inner debate. I switch off and register, extremely pleased, weightless thoughts:
-Oh, smells like heliotrope in Grandma's garden. And a bit like butterfly bush. And the color is the same. And suddenly I'm in my childhood on the peninsula that later turned out to be Pandora's box and... away, away with these thoughts. Marshmallow, Katharina, today you are marshmallow with almond milk flavor.
-Oh, smells a bit like Fleur du Mâle, which I love so much on her. Innocent white flowers united in a bouquet that shouldn't be left near a novice. Baudelaire's flowers of evil, indeed.
-Hm, Alien? Yes, the hated Alien is suddenly tame and even attractive, has reined in its nuclear jasmine, adorned it with orange blossom, and made it a bit more human. Not that this is always a compliment for me.
-Almond milk marshmallow turns into amarettinis, those soft, fluffy, cyanide-laden cookies. A bit toxic, a bit intrusive, but delicious. But no more than 3, or else sugar shock and cavities.
And so it goes for about 4-5 hours. Enough time to recover in my inner migration to the good old days, to reclaim a bit of lightness, and not to think so wistfully of Kurt Cobain's words: "Nobody dies a virgin... Life f***s us all."
Ok, but fuck me tender.
Updated on 11/13/2022
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32 Comments
SorayaSoraya 1 year ago
I enjoyed reading that.
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ErgreifendErgreifend 3 years ago
Really enjoyed reading this! I also love sweet scents, just not too overpowering.
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MonsieurTestMonsieurTest 3 years ago
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Definitely not my scent.
But I find your text, flowing and swinging somewhere between Mrs. Dalloway and the pendulum of Katharina, absolutely worth reading. It probably captures the mood of many right now...
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GandixGandix 3 years ago
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It's nice that fragrances can do that, isn't it? Give us a little break... And aren't we all, or most of us, looking for that here... That little escape... Love, Drückerle 🤗
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KatharinaGKatharinaG 3 years ago
The break, the calm, a moment of excitement - all of this and so much more is what our fragrances can offer.
Sending you lots of love back!
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NuiWhakakoreNuiWhakakore 3 years ago
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Marshmallow with almond milk flavor fits, so probably not for me. But I still have to read my Baudelaire... no, seriously, good attitude and Kurt was right!
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KatharinaGKatharinaG 3 years ago
I also think that the scent wouldn't be for you; it's very floral-sweet without a resinous counterbalance.
Thanks for stopping by!
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ClarasTanteClarasTante 3 years ago
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I can't think of anything to add. That's good!
My trophy probably isn't helpful, since I throw it like a bridal bouquet. So, take cover!
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KatharinaGKatharinaG 3 years ago
Here with the bridal bouquet!
Thank you!
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 3 years ago
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I'll leave a almond milk marshmallow cup here.
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KatharinaGKatharinaG 3 years ago
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Thank you, I will proudly display them all :)
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GschpusiGschpusi 3 years ago
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I can relate to this so much. My taste in fragrances has changed drastically over the past few months too. I used to prefer smoky, resinous, animalic scents that were far from "normal." Now, I’m all about cozy, warm, and fluffy sweet and delicious fragrances. Sometimes I could just lick myself! 🙈
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GschpusiGschpusi 3 years ago
Haha... Okay, I need help with some parts 🙈
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KatharinaGKatharinaG 3 years ago
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Time devours everything, even our old habits and preferences.
But my goodness, now I'm worried about you! Hopefully, someone can help with the licking; that's quite a demanding acrobatic feat! :))
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EdithLyriEdithLyri 3 years ago
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I love your review. It's written so well, very genuine :)
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KatharinaGKatharinaG 3 years ago
Thank you, it was spontaneous and written without much thought.
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NightFighterNightFighter 3 years ago
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Refreshing and delightful to finally catch something outside the often-read "My husband and my dog don't like the perfume" findings. Thank you for that.
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KatharinaGKatharinaG 3 years ago
Thank you :)
Luckily, my dogs don't comment on my fragrances.
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FrauLohseFrauLohse 3 years ago
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I think your comment is incredibly well done and linguistically brilliant. I also like the name of the scent, but I really need to take a detour and Google where the hell to get one of those "F*** You Alley" signs. It would definitely go well with my "a warm welcome would be an exaggeration" doormat.
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KatharinaGKatharinaG 3 years ago
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Thank you, FrauLohse, your praise means a lot to me.
And Achilles ordered the shield for me on Amazon :)
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KäseKäse 3 years ago
😄 Just missing the salt dough sign!
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PollitaPollita 3 years ago
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I think it's great too, even though I'm no longer on the same wavelength as the very similar Joop Homme. Oleg's best.
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KatharinaGKatharinaG 3 years ago
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I only got to know Joop Homme 1-2 years ago; I don't think I ever smelled it before that. And I didn't have a chance to connect with it. Now that you've mentioned the similarity, I want to test it again.
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ChanelleChanelle 3 years ago
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The scent sounds like we would get along just fine.
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KatharinaGKatharinaG 3 years ago
I think you might like it.
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AchillesAchilles 3 years ago
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... I can't promise that, at least not tonight... 😈❤️😈
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KatharinaGKatharinaG 3 years ago
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I need a completely different promise from you :)
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KäseKäse 3 years ago
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I like your attitude towards fragrances and the avenue 😄👍
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KatharinaGKatharinaG 3 years ago
Thanks for reading and for your thoughtful comments!
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Helena1411Helena1411 3 years ago
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I like your review, especially the ending! I don't think the scent will be for me, but there are days when you just want to smell good, no analysis needed.
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KatharinaGKatharinaG 3 years ago
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Oh yes, those days have been happening more often lately, and I can see how much my fragrance choices have changed. I used to wear Black Afgano for weeks, and now it would completely overwhelm me. Thank you for your kind words!
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KäseKäse 3 years ago
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I don't need sex, life screws me every day 🙈
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