L'Orchidée Terrible Imaginary Authors 2012
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The Spilled Flower Punch
A part of the name, this fragrance has earned in my opinion, because I find it smells terrible.
But let's take it step by step.
K.O. criterion No. 1, it is a very expressive and, in my view, extremely artificial floral scent. Here, negative associations like cheap air freshener or potpourri from the one-euro shop come to mind.
K.O. criterion No. 2, there is hardly any scent development and no change in intensity. Once sprayed, the terrible "orchid" lingers like a hand cheese with music and leaves a corresponding taste in the mouth.
K.O. criterion No. 3, however, is the most dreadful! The perfume has a penetrating and somewhat fermented alcohol note that reminds me of spilled cheap white wine. When I sum up all three criteria, I feel as if someone has poured a bowl of flower punch over my arm.
I know neither the novel nor the person who inspired the author to his lines, but as I perceive the scent, the image of a drinker with a shrill floral scent comes to mind, who has just spilled a large drink over her dress.
I can handle quite a few quirky scents, but here I have (once again) reached my limits. To all who like this fragrance, I would like to sincerely apologize for my possibly too harsh words with a heartfelt "well-being."
But let's take it step by step.
K.O. criterion No. 1, it is a very expressive and, in my view, extremely artificial floral scent. Here, negative associations like cheap air freshener or potpourri from the one-euro shop come to mind.
K.O. criterion No. 2, there is hardly any scent development and no change in intensity. Once sprayed, the terrible "orchid" lingers like a hand cheese with music and leaves a corresponding taste in the mouth.
K.O. criterion No. 3, however, is the most dreadful! The perfume has a penetrating and somewhat fermented alcohol note that reminds me of spilled cheap white wine. When I sum up all three criteria, I feel as if someone has poured a bowl of flower punch over my arm.
I know neither the novel nor the person who inspired the author to his lines, but as I perceive the scent, the image of a drinker with a shrill floral scent comes to mind, who has just spilled a large drink over her dress.
I can handle quite a few quirky scents, but here I have (once again) reached my limits. To all who like this fragrance, I would like to sincerely apologize for my possibly too harsh words with a heartfelt "well-being."
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3 Comments
Palonera 13 years ago
Oh dear... I also had to think of "On the Reeperbahn at half past four" pretty quickly; that's something you really don't have to put yourself through.
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Florblanca 13 years ago
I really feel sorry for your poor nose with all the stuff you're testing out ;-DD
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Yatagan 13 years ago
Send it to me, I’ll use it as a toilet spray at the office. Everything that falls below a certain standard goes there as punishment... ;-)
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