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Are cucumbers sexy?
One thing I have to give Josh Meyer and his Imaginary Authors: I am never bored with their fragrances.
After my testing series had turned out to be a classic rollercoaster ride, constantly swinging between "Pleasant!" and "Disgusting!", it seemed wise to treat the remaining candidates with particular caution.
However, "The Soft Lawn" quickly makes it clear that there is no reason for concern - a very pleasant green-citrusy opening, which seems to set the direction of a classic-modern cologne, soon gives way to a cool, watery, distinctly cucumber-like accord, under which I perceive an incredulously ambroxan-warm spiciness, similar to what I recently experienced in the fragrances from Sentifique.
A bit bitter, a hint of sharpness - I like that, very much so, and to my own surprise, I find "The Soft Lawn" quite sexy and regret that the man by my side is still cruising through Southern Europe on his motorcycle and cannot tell (or show...) me how he shares this impression.
As for sporty activities on the tennis court, there is nothing to be discovered on my skin, and I can't say that I'm too sad about it.
After about an hour, the hybrid-aquatic aspect has nearly completely faded, and I distinctly perceive that ambroxan component, which could be attributed to a synth mix of oakmoss and bay leaf - nothing here is particularly natural, and Mr. Meyer's ingredient lists rarely prove to be very helpful.
However, this does not bother me at all in this case, as "The Soft Lawn" remains free of unpleasant surprises until the very end and proves to be a fragrance that I wouldn't necessarily need to have, but would wear again at any time.
After my testing series had turned out to be a classic rollercoaster ride, constantly swinging between "Pleasant!" and "Disgusting!", it seemed wise to treat the remaining candidates with particular caution.
However, "The Soft Lawn" quickly makes it clear that there is no reason for concern - a very pleasant green-citrusy opening, which seems to set the direction of a classic-modern cologne, soon gives way to a cool, watery, distinctly cucumber-like accord, under which I perceive an incredulously ambroxan-warm spiciness, similar to what I recently experienced in the fragrances from Sentifique.
A bit bitter, a hint of sharpness - I like that, very much so, and to my own surprise, I find "The Soft Lawn" quite sexy and regret that the man by my side is still cruising through Southern Europe on his motorcycle and cannot tell (or show...) me how he shares this impression.
As for sporty activities on the tennis court, there is nothing to be discovered on my skin, and I can't say that I'm too sad about it.
After about an hour, the hybrid-aquatic aspect has nearly completely faded, and I distinctly perceive that ambroxan component, which could be attributed to a synth mix of oakmoss and bay leaf - nothing here is particularly natural, and Mr. Meyer's ingredient lists rarely prove to be very helpful.
However, this does not bother me at all in this case, as "The Soft Lawn" remains free of unpleasant surprises until the very end and proves to be a fragrance that I wouldn't necessarily need to have, but would wear again at any time.
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13 Comments
KleineHexe 11 years ago
I don't know the scent, but I have to leave a cucumber here just for the title.
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Franfan20 13 years ago
Another point for the cucumber. As strange as it is, it's quite pleasant.
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Zora 13 years ago
There are those who even find cucumbers sexy :))). Your comment is great, although I prefer to eat cucumbers rather than smell like them :).
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Aura 13 years ago
When your sweetheart is back, you two will have quite a bit to catch up on... all the SCENTS he’ll have to test on you! ;o)))))
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Ergoproxy 13 years ago
New West was also pure cucumber.
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Hasi 13 years ago
Ah, and I love cucumber in fragrances. Back in the 90s, it was totally normal to walk into a perfume shop and ask for a "cucumbery" scent. The most cucumbery one from that time was Tribe by Coty, and I also thought the cucumber in Kenneth Cole's Reaction was great.
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Hasi 13 years ago
No, so I think the joke is great. If you hadn't written it already, I would have! ;)))
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Dobbs 13 years ago
Interesting how perceptions differ here. So far, 2 votes for the cucumber, so I think I'll steer clear of that.
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Ergoproxy 13 years ago
This joke was always made by a colleague of mine when we went shopping together. If it's too inappropriate, just delete it. :)
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0815abc 13 years ago
The truth is always in your own nose :) :) That's how it should be.
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Hasi 13 years ago
If my dog grabs the bottle, then - but only then - it smells like a tennis ball! ;)
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Yatagan 13 years ago
The excitement is building. Will I lean towards Ergo or the little dove? There's still plenty of room for a compromise between 40 and 80%. I'm so ironic...;-)
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Ergoproxy 13 years ago
If you buy two cucumbers, we'll have something to eat later. ;)
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