007 for Women by James Bond 007

007 for Women 2015

Mandelmaus
04/08/2015 - 03:07 PM
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1Scent 7.5Longevity 7.5Sillage 7.5Bottle

Explosive like a Hot Glue Gun

So far, the Bond fragrances have provided quite a bit of amusement. There are some very funny critiques to be found here, and of course, no great expectations accompany the entire line. It seems to be all about excessively milking the cash cow, what else could it be.
I was recently drawn to the women's fragrance by the actually appealing campaign. And the price made me skeptical, quite cheeky. Within a few weeks, it has already drastically dropped, which is not surprising.

The fragrance pyramid reads quite interestingly, especially the rose milk and black vanilla are enticing. It sounds like a killer combo when you add gardenia and jasmine; there could be some potential there. I also really like the bottle, shiny black, extravagant shape, it feels nice in the hand, and the spray head is pleasantly easy to press, spraying finely as well.

Unfortunately, that was already the positive part of my comment; anyone who really likes the fragrance or is determined to buy it may forgive me. And it’s best not to continue reading.

The opening is marked by a decent blast of alcohol, then moderately fresh, thinly fruity, and, in my opinion, careless.
At this point, it’s not really bad or unpleasant, just banal and unremarkable. No femme fatale in sight, nothing with intoxicating sensuality or even heart palpitations.
The rose milk soon reveals itself, in the form of artificial hand soap with a plastic-like rose aroma. And not even fresh and light, or clean like laundry detergent, but flat, musty, and compact. Uff, that’s no fun; the scent clings to the skin and wafts ominously. It feels stale and dull to me, and it reminds me of another fragrance, but unfortunately, I can’t quite recall which one it could be. There’s also a strange vanilla mixing in the background. (I vaguely remember that it was a fragrance by Katy Perry, where I also noticed a stale vanilla muffin)

If you were to rub the fragrance between your fingertips and pull them apart, I wouldn’t be surprised if it would stretch like hot glue. The sillage is bombastic at the heart. My poor girlfriend is already complaining heavily; a passenger can be quite critical when the driver is bombarded with such scent bombs.
Gardenia and jasmine form a strong, voluminous duo, unfortunately not flattering, but very intrusive and penetrating, underlined by cookie-like, fibrous vanilla, slathered with blackberry syrup, powerfully chemical; I can’t imagine that this is very appealing to the strong sex.
This slightly milky and creamy component, which flashes up now and then throughout, I find beautiful and extremely feminine. Unfortunately, it only lasts for fleeting seconds; soon, the airy interlude is ruthlessly flattened by the monstrous flowers. Pepper at least adds an interesting sharpness, which could be attractive in combination with vanilla; unfortunately, it leans too little towards gourmand and feels very underdeveloped and one-dimensional to me.
The cedarwood gives the fragrance a soft, powdery note, minimally woody, somewhat tactile, but there could be more extracted from it as well. Musk serves mainly as a fixative and only weakly nudges the fragrance towards "seductive."

Overall, the fragrance feels chaotic, uneven, and unbalanced to me. There is a progression, but nothing here is smooth or desirable. No tension builds up; the fragrance does not cloud the senses at all, and hot daydreams do not want to set in. No seduction here, rather a snooze-inducing scent narcosis.
However, the volume has been cranked up significantly; the sillage is enveloping and fills the room, with a longevity of about eight hours, and you don’t have to spray excessively. It’s a shame; I now quite like roses, and I don’t mind any soapiness, but here the martini is brutally shaken into a frothy mess. One almost gets a soapy taste on the tongue.
The flowers would also shine more beautifully if it weren’t for this floury vanilla being the counterpoint; the beloved cedarwood and the otherwise fluffy musk can’t do much about it.

The most important thing about a perfume or a dress should always be the woman wearing it. And both should always be a tribute to the wearer, which I cannot say here with a clear conscience. I find it quite cheeky what has been concocted and sold at a horrendous price, for which target group, actually?
For very young girls, it’s somehow too heavy, dull, and musty; it does come across as subtly oriental, but it lacks any cheeky, bouncy, erotic, and feminine qualities. For women in their mid-twenties, it’s also not really suitable; I miss any twist, and the older and more experienced one gets, the more spoiled one becomes. A riddle; in this direction, the fragrance is indeed confusing, but unfortunately, the speed of the eternally thumping inner engine does not increase.

Uninspired and off-topic, or my skin chemistry just wants to play tricks on me; in any case, I’m not warming up to the fragrance, and to be honest, I’m creeped out by the thought of wearing it again.
If I have offended or hurt anyone, I apologize. Perception is, after all, subjective.

You definitely earn the license to kill while wearing it; it knocks out the strongest guy ;)
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14 Comments
IgliIgli 9 years ago
Wow, what you come up with about this little fragrance! But I thought the same when I tested it. It doesn't shimmer, it doesn't stand out, it's just dull.
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RosaviolaRosaviola 10 years ago
To be honest, now that I've smelled it a few times, I like it more and more each day. I don't find it that sweet; to me, it smells very raspberry-like.
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Flora3Flora3 11 years ago
Just tested it! I like it! But would I buy it? I don't think so... there are other scents I want.
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Yuki68Yuki68 11 years ago
Hi there, I just read in a blog that this scent is for special occasions. You feel like a Bond girl wearing it, it's so sensual and incredibly beautiful... Perfume lovers really have a different sense of smell than the general public.
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YataganYatagan 11 years ago
Men's fragrances can really be a hassle. I was so disappointed as an old 007 fan... ;))
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Pa2mspringzPa2mspringz 11 years ago
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Tested it today and just read your great comment about it. I can relate to EVERYTHING; it seems to develop on me just like it does on you. Super sweet, sticky, ugh. Trophy for the detailed, spot-on description! THX.
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ParfumAholicParfumAholic 11 years ago
What would Miss Moneypenny say about this concoction? She'd probably be just as "amused" as you are. I really laughed out loud at the part about "pulling strings," such a great image. Anyway, thanks for a fair critique. Leave a consolation Poka here!
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GaukeleyaGaukeleya 11 years ago
Now it tempts me even less to test it than it already did before ;-) Nice witty, entertaining comment! :-)
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PaloneraPalonera 11 years ago
It seems like the new Bond girl really doesn't have many friends...
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MrsCullenMrsCullen 11 years ago
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Well written, haha, license to kill acquired... :) This scent feels like lukewarm milk to me, unfortunately lasting forever. Boring...
For the comment, a lukewarm milk trophy for you, your M.C.
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KleopatraKleopatra 11 years ago
I don't think it's that bad, but I always enjoy reading your comments!
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GingerGinger 11 years ago
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Delightful to read! It seems they relied solely on the advertising campaign again...
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MrWhiteMrWhite 11 years ago
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I do like signature scents like "La vie est belle" on women, but with this one, the lady would need to take a shower first :-)
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MeggiMeggi 11 years ago
Strong comment. Good thing I threw that stuff away when my wife pulled out a bag from some magazine.
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