Peony Lychee Scent Experience Jean & Len
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What you shouldn't say about this perfume, but to your partner
“Wow, what a fraud you are.”
“I expected more after the first impression. Your appearance (!) promised more.”
“Nadja raved about you, saying you would be worth it and that I would like you.”
“But you smell quite strong.”
“A bit too much hairspray, right? Did you go under the lacquer monkeys?”
“Are you an alcoholic?”
“I only took you home because of the lychee. And where is it now?”
“Somehow, I have to think of my foster mother. One of those I didn’t like.”
“You could have shown a bit more endurance; it really wasn’t worth it.”
“The will was there, but nothing more, just a sad excuse for your kind.”
“All natural doesn’t always imply good things.”
“Just wash it off or simply wait the perceived half hour, which probably only lasts two minutes, until it’s over.”
“To forget. I’m sure I’ll find a better one at dm.”
“Next, please. But this time for real.”
“I expected more after the first impression. Your appearance (!) promised more.”
“Nadja raved about you, saying you would be worth it and that I would like you.”
“But you smell quite strong.”
“A bit too much hairspray, right? Did you go under the lacquer monkeys?”
“Are you an alcoholic?”
“I only took you home because of the lychee. And where is it now?”
“Somehow, I have to think of my foster mother. One of those I didn’t like.”
“You could have shown a bit more endurance; it really wasn’t worth it.”
“The will was there, but nothing more, just a sad excuse for your kind.”
“All natural doesn’t always imply good things.”
“Just wash it off or simply wait the perceived half hour, which probably only lasts two minutes, until it’s over.”
“To forget. I’m sure I’ll find a better one at dm.”
“Next, please. But this time for real.”
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2 Comments
Pollita 8 days ago
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Hairspray sounds like Ambrocenide. Definitely next, please.
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4ajbukoshka 8 days ago
Are you referring to the hairspray imitation of wood? I'll leave that judgment to you as the expert, but as a layperson, I find it very plausible. 🥲
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