Classique Jean Paul Gaultier 1993 Eau de Toilette

... Really, I wanted you to please me. Because with others, you fascinated me.
With you, it's like a man surrounded by women exuding absolute charm. This man who accompanies you home that night... And at sunrise, slightly hungover, you see him sleeping next to you. No trace of charisma, just naked reality beside you. The big question the next day: what was I thinking?
A little bit of fear arises, hopefully I’ll get rid of him quickly. I’m incredibly happy about a smooth farewell.
Fact is: You don’t have to like everything and everyone.
Fact is also: too many distractions can't be loved away.
Maybe it’s also because your silhouette doesn’t match mine? (but who really has such a God-given silhouette?)
No, really, I enjoy smelling you on others, but on me, you’re bothersome - and that’s okay.