Sun Men Jil Sander 2002 Eau de Toilette

Hello everyone,

i am the Jill Sun Men Eau de Toilette . No, not Ofarim. I'm not that famous, although some people might know me. However, I don't make music. Instead of going into the ear, I prefer to go into the nose to stimulate it in my own way. A few brief words about my wardrobe. Unlike many of my competitors, I'm not so keen on showmanship, glam and glow. I prefer to dress simply and cover my core behind frosted glass. I only like it a little more extroverted up top and have dyed my hair red. I am slim in stature but still have a square "edge".
Now you probably want to know a few details about my character, don't you? I'm solid and down-to-earth. I prefer it fresh, creamy, slightly sweet and with a dash of citrus to start, which I get with a splash of bergamot. True to the motto "cobbler, stick to your last", I appreciate what I have and stay true to it. Ok, over time my secret love for wood creeps in, but only very subtly. At the end of the day, I pull myself out of the affair in an inconspicuous, round and slightly synthetic way. Some people might say I have a bit of separation anxiety or think I'm not very exciting or multi-faceted. So what? I'm just a loyal soul. With me, you quickly know where you stand and what you have in me. I'm not really into surprises. "It's love it or leave it. I'm also keen to cause as little offense as possible. I don't stick my elbows out. And I don't screech wildly like a barker at the morning market. If you want to understand me, you have to get closer to me because my voice doesn't carry that far. And don't call me "Chicks Terminator"! That doesn't suit me at all. Oh yes, before I forget: I'm quite sensitive to the weather. I like the warmer or even hot days of the year best. It's too cool and I quickly lose interest. But in summer, that's when I come out of my shell the most.
So folks, my time is up. I have to go. If you want anything more from me, you'll have to do it again. And don't worry: I don't hold grudges.