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What’s the corpse doing on the dance floor? Ventilator or defibrillator?
“You are different
You are special
You have that aura just like back then…
Because you dance like Madonna in 1986”
- and here, where a hit doesn’t stop*, a problem begins.
This stuff here can do something - or could.
Because ‘Truth or Dare’ screams so loudly that you can hear it even on the dance floor at 120 decibels and bpm.
Cheeky, loud, frivolous, with a chewing gum in your mouth. Pop. Pop. Madonna ages gracefully, let anyone who wants claim otherwise. I would switch places with her anytime.
Except, if she wore ToD, more on that to follow:
Pop. The bubble bursts as soon as you get within sniffing distance with a somewhat functional nose.
In keeping with the motto ‘More is more’, the entire population of tuberose has been crammed into a small bottle, along with other flowers that, together with the opening and after the aforementioned nose has somewhat adjusted to the novelty, spread a slightly carrion-rotten undertone.
As if this Madonna from 1986 missed the last train home and the only question left is:
Should I offer her (and myself) a ventilator or a defibrillator?
I suspect the lily, but it could also be jasmine. I’m undecided.
Like a florist who has been willfully exploited to the last minute before a funeral, who therefore sleeps in coffins on the remnants of his arrangements, I do not want to smell.
Since that’s what ToD gives me (sprayed on blankets and sniffed from a distance is another story, but I don’t need the perfume for that), I also dare not attempt the “dabbing with a tissue” test for sensitive noses next time, but rather ask Google right away what the Queen of Pop is up to today and share my inspiration, which this time has come to me in the form of a comparison with Armani Privé - Vert Malachite (I cannot confirm) and “Madonna” *by Apache207 and Bausa.
You are special
You have that aura just like back then…
Because you dance like Madonna in 1986”
- and here, where a hit doesn’t stop*, a problem begins.
This stuff here can do something - or could.
Because ‘Truth or Dare’ screams so loudly that you can hear it even on the dance floor at 120 decibels and bpm.
Cheeky, loud, frivolous, with a chewing gum in your mouth. Pop. Pop. Madonna ages gracefully, let anyone who wants claim otherwise. I would switch places with her anytime.
Except, if she wore ToD, more on that to follow:
Pop. The bubble bursts as soon as you get within sniffing distance with a somewhat functional nose.
In keeping with the motto ‘More is more’, the entire population of tuberose has been crammed into a small bottle, along with other flowers that, together with the opening and after the aforementioned nose has somewhat adjusted to the novelty, spread a slightly carrion-rotten undertone.
As if this Madonna from 1986 missed the last train home and the only question left is:
Should I offer her (and myself) a ventilator or a defibrillator?
I suspect the lily, but it could also be jasmine. I’m undecided.
Like a florist who has been willfully exploited to the last minute before a funeral, who therefore sleeps in coffins on the remnants of his arrangements, I do not want to smell.
Since that’s what ToD gives me (sprayed on blankets and sniffed from a distance is another story, but I don’t need the perfume for that), I also dare not attempt the “dabbing with a tissue” test for sensitive noses next time, but rather ask Google right away what the Queen of Pop is up to today and share my inspiration, which this time has come to me in the form of a comparison with Armani Privé - Vert Malachite (I cannot confirm) and “Madonna” *by Apache207 and Bausa.
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Skripka22 3 years ago
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I found and still find it beautiful, unique, but very well done. You definitely have to like tuberose, and I do, just as it is in this fragrance: rich, creamy, full-bodied & sweet.
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Behmi 4 years ago
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Oh my God, the poor undertaker! What a wonderfully biting critique! Even Madonna can't do everything; I guess we'll just leave out the fragrances.
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Hasi 4 years ago
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The bottle reminds me of a coffin. Although, a beautiful coffin. Snow White's coffin. Fitting for Madonna, who remains in cryostasis until the last day and in the meantime creates a new album (and a new dance style) to make a comeback with an olfactory, acoustic, and visual BANG.
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Medusa00 4 years ago
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Well, you wouldn't expect a modest, flowery scent from Madonna, giggle.
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Pollita 4 years ago
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The notes actually sound nice. But I get the thing with the tuberose. For me, it often doesn't work either.
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