Nonchalance Mäurer & Wirtz Eau de Parfum

This (almost) forgotten classic is experiencing an unexpected revival in the practice of Dipl. Psychologist Gesine Primel, an expert in marriage counseling.
Ilse and Heinz Pöllmann, a married couple, enter the consulting room. He in a gray double-breasted suit with a bow tie and she in a white ruffled blouse with a hat. They take a seat.
Primel: “Good day, my name is Primel, I counsel couples with marital issues and problems in intimacy. I do not perform miracles!!”
Mr. Pöllmann: “Oh really?!”
Primel: “Mrs. Pöllmann, what is your favorite color?”
Mrs. Pöllmann: “White! Schamöwhite! That is whiter than white.”
Primel: “Your favorite color please, Mr. Pöllmann?”
Mr. Pöllmann: “Gray. Smoke gray, stone gray, silver gray, blue-green gray with red speckles.”
Primel: “That will suffice, Mr. Pöllmann.”
Mr. Pöllmann: “If I just say gray now, you will look it up in a table and it will say: Mr. Pöllmann beats his wife.”
Up to this point, I have been inspired by the wonderful sketch by Loriot and Evelin Hamann:
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=loriot+eheberatung

The further course of the story is entirely fictional and in no way diminishes the dignity of the wearers of the fragrance. On the contrary!!!! The kissing doll, which is also not available for purchase, does not appear here.

Primel: “Mr. Pöllmann, when was the last time you were intimate with your wife?”
Mr. Pöllmann: “I don’t remember, I have things to do. I do scroll saw work.”
Primel: “Mrs. Pöllmann, how about you take the initiative? Nowadays, women don’t have to remain passive anymore.”
Mrs. Pöllmann: “MEEE? I also have my household and Hercules (shows a photo of her Miniature Pinscher).”
Mr. Pöllmann: “That yappy dog! You should have gotten a Bordeaux Mastiff instead.”
To distract the furious Ilse Pöllmann, Mrs. Primel places a bottle of Nonchalance on the table.
Primel: “Mrs. Pöllmann, why not surprise your husband with a nice perfume? (Sprays Ilse). Here is a classic. It was launched in 1960 by the company that also created 4711. Elegant and fresh at the start. With a lovely rose and herbal note.”
Mrs. Pöllmann: “I don’t know. I’ve always had 4711, but I don’t know this one. Is it supposed to help?”
Primel: “Yes, 4711 is world-famous, but Nonchalance lives in its shadow, and it doesn’t deserve that. Smell it, it’s also finely powdery and not intrusive. Softly floral. With violet and jasmine. If you also wear the matching lipstick....”
Mrs. Pöllmann: “Yes, I love violets, I have an oil for my fragrance lamp, and a jasmine bush grows in front of the house, it smells wonderfully beautiful.”
Primel: “And not at all sweet, not even from the vanilla, a bit woody in the base. Wonderful for an experienced woman like you.”
Mr. Pöllmann: “Well, it smells appealing and not too bubbly. Is there musk in it? Because I don’t like musk. Better than your eternal Palmolive... or the rubbing.”
Primel (to Pöllmann): “Why not buy your wife a sexy negligee to go with this fragrance? Perhaps in schamöwhite.”