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Voyeurisme by Nimerè

Voyeurisme 2017

Gandix
12/01/2020 - 12:51 PM
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5.5Scent 10Longevity 9Sillage 10Bottle

It just wasn't meant to be

Not between the scent and me and not for the voyeur.
First of all, this comment will be a critique because I have reached my limits with this fragrance. I am too weak for it. However, I do find it intriguing, just like all the other scents from this brand. There are true works of art among them.

The voyeur lurks by the window,
camera set up,
so he doesn't miss a single detail....
The couple across the way is already at the beginning of what he has been so eagerly waiting for.
But he sees less and less,
smells the acrid smoke.
Quickly, everything is dark,
darker than the night is dark.
Damn, who the hell.....
is burning their junk in the yard again?

Completely frustrated, he decapitates an old whiskey barrel.
Eternally aged, only a brown sludge remains inside.
Another damn it...
But, whatever,
it will serve its purpose.
He scrapes the dregs with a spoon into a glass,
not even half full,
fills it with Maggi,
Whatever, brown sludge....
and drinks.
Completely drunk from such a brew,
he collapses and dreams of what he actually wanted to observe.
The next morning, he looks down into the yard
to see what has been burned,
finds a charred ham
and takes a bite....

This scent should perhaps be reserved for people who really enjoy such fragrances.
I prefer to turn to the somewhat subtler ones from the brand.
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26 Comments
UntermWertUntermWert 4 years ago
2
I don't think that would be for me... sounds like a special kind of gourmand ;-)
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 5 years ago
4
I'm working on that right now :-) first impression. Bitter almond plum. Very subtle, refined... without any ham-flavored seasoning.
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GelisGelis 5 years ago
Oh wow! I actually like the fragrance notes listed above, but all together without anything brightening it up would definitely be too much for me.
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Serres74Serres74 5 years ago
1
...sounds like I wouldn't like it either...
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GoldGold 5 years ago
1
Well, dear Gandix, I can totally understand that. To be honest, I had a feeling he wouldn't work for you either when I sent it to you.
Nonetheless, Nimère has absolutely fascinating things in their lineup. However, this "Peeper" is definitely one of the challenging, unbearable scents for me too.
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TtfortwoTtfortwo 5 years ago
2
Phew, that sounds amazing. Is it art or can it go? BOTH!
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FvSpeeFvSpee 5 years ago
3
Nightmare of the Year Trophy!
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ParfumAholicParfumAholic 5 years ago
1
Thanks for the warning... and it can't always be a hit.
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NuiWhakakoreNuiWhakakore 5 years ago
1
It's nice to reach your personal limits; that's the only way to recognize them and, if you want, push them further. This scent would probably be a bit much for me too, but at least it inspired you to a great (albeit family-friendly) story ;-)
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Brelles530Brelles530 5 years ago
2
Well described. I guess I'm out when it comes to voyeurism... it would challenge me too much ;)
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FloydFloyd 5 years ago
2
It's interesting to see where we reach our personal limits. I really liked this one, but the Sea Censored was a no-go. It's amazing what scents can trigger in us...
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PonticusPonticus 5 years ago
1
The voyeur, or rather you, really went through a lot to test this perfume. But negative experiences are part of it too, and that bite in the ham could maybe be marketed as a gourmet experience. However, I would have my doubts about the scent, just like you do!
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YataganYatagan 5 years ago
Strangely enough, I found it good again. But I don't remember why. :)
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ChizzaChizza 5 years ago
2
The dried plum is to blame for the Maggi aroma combined with the alcohol. It smells like it's soaked in alcohol, which I didn't find very pleasant either.
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ErgoproxyErgoproxy 5 years ago
1
I found it interesting, but I wouldn't want to wear it all the time.
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Can777Can777 5 years ago
1
I've known the scent for a while, but I didn't pick up on the Maggi back then!? But that was a long time ago. Maybe Nikolay has changed the scent a bit for public sale. Who knows?
Spanner-Pokal.. ;)
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Fresh21Fresh21 5 years ago
1
OMG, he must have been drunk to bite into the charred ham... Great scent description, brilliantly packaged. **Turn-off** trophy ;)
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ViolettViolett 5 years ago
1
I always find your critiques very funny! Just like this one. I had a great time reading it! And the scent? Definitely interesting, but with ham and Maggi, it's unnecessary.
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Melisse2Melisse2 5 years ago
2
For me, it wasn't anything special either. Leather with damp tobacco and a bit of dried fruit.
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SchalkerinSchalkerin 5 years ago
Do you still have some left? Don't throw it away :-)
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GschpusiGschpusi 5 years ago
1
Ooh, I really like it!
Definitely a good fit for me.
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SusanSusan 5 years ago
1
Oh my... I can imagine it *creepy*....... I'll join SchatzSucher and spray a lovely floral scent instead.... just a little precaution, so to speak :-D....
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CravacheCravache 5 years ago
1
Wow, sounds intriguing, this peeper!
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SchatzSucherSchatzSucher 5 years ago
1
I already know your take on the scent. As soon as I read "leathery-animalic," I'm quickly disappearing into a dust cloud on the horizon :-D *sprays floral scent*
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PollitaPollita 5 years ago
2
No, I was out just reading the notes. Maggi? Burnt ham? Next, please.
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SalvaSalva 5 years ago
2
Leather combined with animalistic notes sounds utterly chilling to me. I think I'll skip this one...
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