Megamare Orto Parisi 2019
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So, after two days with latent nausea I'm back to report about this cute little fragrance :).
I spotted the harmless looking little bottle of my fragrance dealer from afar. I walked up to her and somehow found the whole situation almost creepy. Because of the previous comments I was even excited (maybe prejudiced) and met the whole thing with the probably necessary respect, because after all I wanted to go home by train later without being arrested.
So... I opened the thing very carefully and smelled the lid...
Yeah, what can I say. I quickly closed the lid again, because the stench (yes, stench) of a mouldy wooden boat on a tilted ocean burned into my nose! The already dead crew of this boat still eats salted Katjes herrings, which are washed down with salt water and how could it be otherwise, they throw up on them Of course, no one ever cleans up the mess. If one listens carefully, the undead still sing sad songs about suffering and destruction. The slimy green octopus sometimes gives comfort This must definitely be the signature water of the octopus pirate from Pirates of the Caribbean. Exactly this picture I had in my head!
I spared myself and my environment the skin test, I was afraid my arm would rot off.
Maybe megamar art is but it stinks!
I spotted the harmless looking little bottle of my fragrance dealer from afar. I walked up to her and somehow found the whole situation almost creepy. Because of the previous comments I was even excited (maybe prejudiced) and met the whole thing with the probably necessary respect, because after all I wanted to go home by train later without being arrested.
So... I opened the thing very carefully and smelled the lid...
Yeah, what can I say. I quickly closed the lid again, because the stench (yes, stench) of a mouldy wooden boat on a tilted ocean burned into my nose! The already dead crew of this boat still eats salted Katjes herrings, which are washed down with salt water and how could it be otherwise, they throw up on them Of course, no one ever cleans up the mess. If one listens carefully, the undead still sing sad songs about suffering and destruction. The slimy green octopus sometimes gives comfort This must definitely be the signature water of the octopus pirate from Pirates of the Caribbean. Exactly this picture I had in my head!
I spared myself and my environment the skin test, I was afraid my arm would rot off.
Maybe megamar art is but it stinks!
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