Megamare Orto Parisi 2019

So, after two days of latent nausea, I’m back to report on this cute little fragrance :).
I spotted the harmless-looking small bottle from afar at my fragrance dealer. I approached it and found the whole situation almost creepy. Due to previous comments, I was quite excited (perhaps biased) and approached the whole thing with the necessary respect, because after all, I wanted to take the train home later without getting arrested.
So... I opened the thing very carefully and smelled the cap...
Well, what can I say. I quickly closed the cap again, because the stench (yes, stench) of a moldy wooden boat on a tilted ocean burned into my nose! The already dead crew of this boat is still eating salted Katjes herring, washed down with seawater, and how could it be otherwise, they are throwing up on it.
Of course, no one ever cleans up the mess. If you listen closely, the undead are still singing sad songs about suffering and doom. The slimy green octopus sometimes offers comfort.
This must definitely be the signature water of the Kraken pirate from Pirates of the Caribbean. That’s exactly the image I had in my head!

I spared myself and my environment the skin test, I was afraid my arm would fall off.

Maybe it's mega sea art, but it stinks!!!