The Impudent Cousin Matthew by Penhaligon's

The Impudent Cousin Matthew 2019

Floyd
06/26/2019 - 04:51 PM
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8Scent 6Longevity 6Sillage 9Bottle

The Problem with Matthew, Time, and the Pressure Pain

"I immediately noticed, this is a pressure pain when you press it." (Lothar Matthäus)
There are truths in life that hardly lack a certain logic. This is often similar with seemingly simply constructed fragrances, like those from the Portraits series: You get what it says on the label, and you can clearly identify the individual components. "I always liked simple songs," I quoted John Lennon for "Radcliff" from the same series. This also partially applies to "Matthew," but when it comes to the logic and recognizability in the composition of the components, and especially its endurance, it somehow fails to truly convince me. It doesn't really touch me. "The problem with Matthew seems to be just a problem of place and time [...]," begins the official characterization at Penhaligon's. I would reduce the sentence to: "The problem with Matthew is time."
The opening is furious. The duet of mandarin and petitgrain is delightful; here, the leaves, twigs, and unripe fruits of the bitter orange seem to be dominant, while the mandarin adds at best a hint of lemon pulp, and the whole thing feels creamy. It's British and noble and indeed a bit youthful nonchalant. Within the first hour, this initially strong citrus impression in terms of sillage turns more into a vetiver-like green. The leaves and twigs seem to take command. Far off, I believe I am hallucinating a slightly leathery hint; I attribute this to a certain similarity to "Agua Fresca Vetiver" in this phase. And then, after about two to three more hours, the boy with the duck head runs out of steam. That is truly cheeky. Wasn't there something with patch as a base? Unfortunately, not at all for me. But even if it was only used as a fixative here, it hasn't done a sustainably good job.
That would all be fine and good, but not for the price. This then triggers a pressure pain every time you press the spray head.
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13 Comments
SirLancelotSirLancelot 3 years ago
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"I've spent a lot of my money on perfumes, women, and fast cars. The rest I just wasted."
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DelightfulDelightful 5 years ago
Yes, the pressure pain when you press it, I laughed so hard. What a wonderful comment :D
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AolaniAolani 6 years ago
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When I'm in a bad mood, I read footballer wisdom... or comments on parfumo.
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Henryhill667Henryhill667 6 years ago
Just got a 10 ml sample at Beck. I think it's really good. Great comment.
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BirdeeBirdee 6 years ago
I'm pretty simple-minded too. If someone explains something to me using straightforward football wisdom, I get it. So, I'll just knit you a trophy. :)
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GschpusiGschpusi 6 years ago
Nice comment. I like some of the Penhaligons. This particular line really hits hard at first and then fades away without a bang. Pufffff.
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ExUserExUser 6 years ago
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Nice comment. It immediately reminded me of Icke Häßler: "We didn't want to concede a goal in Bremen. That worked pretty well until we conceded."
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SonnenwendeSonnenwende 6 years ago
Another amusingly informative comment from you that brings a smile to the day. By the way, these football philosophers had something to say about it:
"Football is like a meatball, you never know what's inside." (Martin Driller)
"After the game is before the game." (Sepp Herberger)
In this spirit, keep testing!
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FloydFloyd 6 years ago
@Gandix: Yeah, of course, Matthew does smell good.
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Miriam78Miriam78 6 years ago
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Nice comment, I enjoyed reading it.
I'm eyeing Heartless Helen. Let's just hope Helen isn't as shamelessly heartless as Matthew. :-)
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GandixGandix 6 years ago
And yet it gets an 8?
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Helena1411Helena1411 6 years ago
Pressure pain? It puts too much pressure on me when it hurts. So definitely not for me!
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TruuMaxTruuMax 6 years ago
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Great start that brings a smile and a lovely description that's enjoyable to read.

A really nice review for a scent that isn't bad but has its quirks. Thank you!
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