Kokain by Rammstein

Kokain 2019

Zinobvlgari
10/04/2019 - 12:05 PM
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Positive EBM-Metal Leather beautifully intense, with threaded synth-pop candies brutally sweet

This stuff is being sold for just under 40 bucks and has as much to do with cocaine and heroin as it is currently a dull, yet commercially lucrative provocation (wow, publicly sold cocaine, naughty pubs, you). Mr. Lindemann and his associates are making a fortune this year off fan merchandising, which must always come with a provocation.
So, RINNSTEIN, uh sorry, RAMMSTEIN is a prime example of how even METAL exploits all areas of people's lives to get some nonsense onto the shelves of fans as long as the fire of fan favor burns. And that fire is currently burning quite high thanks to the US support, as the Rammelsteiners were still nothing in their own country. The Americans are into martial Nazi tunes wrapped in industrial metal. A fusion of EBM sadomasochism and beautifully intense metal leather, with threaded synth-pop candies brutally sweet.

Thus, the synthetically brutally sweet COKAIN can rather find its way into the teenage rooms of rude manga suicide squat girls, and Grandpa Lindemann isn’t even worth a blink. So what, that's business, made in East Germany! How cool is this!?
Not at all. Sweet floral commonplace slush that you can find a hundred times as copies of some trendy originals at Kik or Woolworth for €3.99. No matter, for Rammstein it’s a huge side business.

I used to like them, at least still the first two albums, but unfortunately the Rammstein entourage has smelled the money and is now raking it in heavily.
In times when it’s trendy among teens and twenty-somethings to be pornographic, to photograph their genitals and expose them to the public, to drill, screw, and burn everything possible into their bodies (what body contempt, staged as the highest body art cult) and/or to be fully tattooed from head to toe at just 16 years old, there’s no need for Rammstein cocaine anymore, not even as a white (!) paving stone with the band logo.

Completely unnecessary merchandise gimmick for SICKNESS ups, did it again, RAMMSTEIN fans.
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8 Comments
HeavensScentHeavensScent 4 years ago
For someone who stands above it all, your criticism seems a bit too detailed - fascinated and at the same time full of emulation?
But now I'm tearing it apart - Riicoolaaa
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FittleworthFittleworth 6 years ago
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Where you’re right, you’re right... very accurate comment. I don’t know the scent, but after your informative comment, I don’t want to get to know it anymore... I love scathing reviews!
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SaemmSaemm 6 years ago
Brilliant takedown!
100% agreement - even though I’ll never get to know this so-called perfume.
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BleudegonseBleudegonse 6 years ago
Absolutely charming, your genuine brass, with the right street credibility.
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PollitaPollita 6 years ago
I don't know the scent, but great comment, I totally agree. I remember Rammstein as the opening act for Project Pitchfork back in my college days, but "Seemann" was awesome!
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Edda32Edda32 6 years ago
Let it flow...! :-)
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HerbstblondHerbstblond 6 years ago
Even as a former supporter of the merchandise and EBM scene, I've never been able to appreciate these military groups (like Feindflug fans) and their arrogance. As for Rammstein, I never liked the music or Mr. L., and I wouldn't even wear this scent if it were a gift, so hats off to your willingness to test it.
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TruuMaxTruuMax 6 years ago
Brilliant review. So angry yet classy. I really like it!
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