I drive a Tundra, drink 6 Monster’s a day, and wear JURRAH
HAHAHAHA yes. Perfume for a HYENA. Like me! I’ll be honest guys. I’m not a good person. At all. I double dip chips and salsa even when I’m sick. I sleep with all of my friends’ current partners. I peed on my neighbor’s doorstep every night for months until it changed colors. I do these things for fun.
It’s very on-brand for me that I regularly wear this perfume in public. NORMAL PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE IT. FAECAL ANIMALIC OUD. To my nose, a TINY bit of saffron just at the start, at which point rose becomes more present. It is a shocking start. As it dries, the faecal funk volume is turned down JUST A BIT, and I’m more able to detect dimension. I also get some overripe, nearly rotting fruit. Perhaps vomited, fermented banana? Smoke? Maybe like someone added some sour kefir to a woody, nutty sherry? However, these things could be notes in the oud that I’m not used to…
Go ahead. Spray it TWICE. I dare you. You’re gonna love it. This is a scent experience that is only lacking in that the dry down occurs at all. Sure, it’s nice. But that opening. WOOF. Oh. Did I mention it’s INEXPENSIVE?! Spray it every 30 minutes and let that opening ROLL. You can afford it. I promise. You’re gonna make some FRIENDS you beautiful little hyena kisser.
