15
Of Rebirth and Christmas in Summer
“Neighbor's vanilla cookies, unknowingly taken, you will spread your charm!”
- I would have thought there’s tonka bean in here!
T: Everyone is helped if you leave the thinking to me. You useless coward, how much longer will it take? I’ve been waiting for seven hours with this PAIN IN THE NECK and see no change!
- Pain in the neck? I’m sweet. What have I done to you? Just because it’s summer? I am the chosen one, an Iiiimmergeh[..,]
“Just a moment, my master, almost done! Cookie dough from the fridge, willingly seasoned! You will […]”
- But where does this almond-vanilla sweetness with a spicy-bitter touch come from, hmm?!
T: Should I find out for you? Legili…
- No, that’s alright! I’ll just read the pyramid.
T: Your nose seems to be less refined than you thought it would be.
- At least I have ei…
T: Avada Kedavra! Nuuun, the motto of this brand is “Gourmandise is no longer a wicked sin.” I would call it redundant. After all, I exist.
- And Bertie Bott's beans in all flavors! I think it’s some kind of citrus fruit!
T: You can’t talk, you’re DEAD!
- Oops! Totally forgot to mention that. There was this guy who accidentally resurrected at Christmas, just in time for the year’s first ‘Christmas baking’ on the radio. Or was it Lars Krissmäs?
…
Doooooong!
The next spray.
“Ladies and gentlemen, here is the first German news broadcast, today featuring a report on the chosen one and the one whose half arm he ate after being doused with a single spray from a mysterious white bottle.”
- Five points deducted for Hufflepuff, because so much stuff comes out of this thing!
“Yeah. Well. Who would…? No. One point deduction should suffice here. Stay tuned! This news is brought to you by Bertie Bott's beans in all flavors!”
- Aren’t they called Jelly Bellys?
…
+++To be continued+++Continuation follows+++or not+++
- I would have thought there’s tonka bean in here!
T: Everyone is helped if you leave the thinking to me. You useless coward, how much longer will it take? I’ve been waiting for seven hours with this PAIN IN THE NECK and see no change!
- Pain in the neck? I’m sweet. What have I done to you? Just because it’s summer? I am the chosen one, an Iiiimmergeh[..,]
“Just a moment, my master, almost done! Cookie dough from the fridge, willingly seasoned! You will […]”
- But where does this almond-vanilla sweetness with a spicy-bitter touch come from, hmm?!
T: Should I find out for you? Legili…
- No, that’s alright! I’ll just read the pyramid.
T: Your nose seems to be less refined than you thought it would be.
- At least I have ei…
T: Avada Kedavra! Nuuun, the motto of this brand is “Gourmandise is no longer a wicked sin.” I would call it redundant. After all, I exist.
- And Bertie Bott's beans in all flavors! I think it’s some kind of citrus fruit!
T: You can’t talk, you’re DEAD!
- Oops! Totally forgot to mention that. There was this guy who accidentally resurrected at Christmas, just in time for the year’s first ‘Christmas baking’ on the radio. Or was it Lars Krissmäs?
…
Doooooong!
The next spray.
“Ladies and gentlemen, here is the first German news broadcast, today featuring a report on the chosen one and the one whose half arm he ate after being doused with a single spray from a mysterious white bottle.”
- Five points deducted for Hufflepuff, because so much stuff comes out of this thing!
“Yeah. Well. Who would…? No. One point deduction should suffice here. Stay tuned! This news is brought to you by Bertie Bott's beans in all flavors!”
- Aren’t they called Jelly Bellys?
…
+++To be continued+++Continuation follows+++or not+++
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11 Comments
:-D
So: NEVER! :DDDD