
Scorpio
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Scorpio
5
Chemical Ali
Unfortunately, it is often the case in life that those who scream the loudest need it the most. Ubermensch is such a candidate, he can't even afford a Ü. Actually, I had no real desire to test it, as the unbelievably ugly bottle already put me off. Those clunky things up there look like glass blocks from the 1950s.
I didn't expect much, the comments here didn't exactly inspire hope for a fragrant experience. But I didn't expect such an abomination. It started with a dreadful ammoniac note, dry as desert sand and bitter as gall. After a while, a strange, unpleasant, chemical sharpness joined in. I racked my brain trying to remember where I had smelled this dreadful scent before. It took a while, but then I remembered. In my parents' shed, there was a wooden box at the top where my mother stored sharp fertilizers and various insecticides. Occasionally, we would go to that little cupboard and shudder at the printed skulls. And how it smelled in there! Sharp, toxic, deadly! That's exactly how Ubermensch smells on me.
Off to the bathroom to wash this crap off. Unfortunately, it burned in my nose for another hour (!!).
A little tip on the side, wash and then rub with rubbing alcohol. It drives away even the biggest stinkers. OK, rubbing alcohol doesn't smell like rose soap either, but that passes.
I didn't expect much, the comments here didn't exactly inspire hope for a fragrant experience. But I didn't expect such an abomination. It started with a dreadful ammoniac note, dry as desert sand and bitter as gall. After a while, a strange, unpleasant, chemical sharpness joined in. I racked my brain trying to remember where I had smelled this dreadful scent before. It took a while, but then I remembered. In my parents' shed, there was a wooden box at the top where my mother stored sharp fertilizers and various insecticides. Occasionally, we would go to that little cupboard and shudder at the printed skulls. And how it smelled in there! Sharp, toxic, deadly! That's exactly how Ubermensch smells on me.
Off to the bathroom to wash this crap off. Unfortunately, it burned in my nose for another hour (!!).
A little tip on the side, wash and then rub with rubbing alcohol. It drives away even the biggest stinkers. OK, rubbing alcohol doesn't smell like rose soap either, but that passes.
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Top Notes
Aniseed
Citrus notes
Lavender
Pepper
Heart Notes
Palmarosa
Tobacco
Vanilla
Vermouth
Base Notes
Amber
Cassia
Cedarwood
Cypress
Leather





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