Acqua di Cuba by Santa Maria Novella

Acqua di Cuba

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12/19/2020 - 09:57 AM
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On the Dry Side

The Miss Fortune had been anchored for a week in the small bay with crystal-clear water. A small, uninhabited island north of Trinidad. The captain lay on the bridge deck under a sunshade, watching his crew.
Most of them were at the nearby beach. A group was playing a ball game with a coconut. Not particularly unusual. However, it had been an hour and there had not yet been a fight, which was very unusual. The captain turned back to his drink, something with citrus fruits and honey. With a makeshift little umbrella. Cute, in a way.
Cries from the beach drew his attention back to his crew. Finally, he thought, it’s about time. But it was the cheerful shouts of the kitchen crew, who were splashing around in waist-deep water. The cook O'Connel, a grumpy Irishman, was also there. Now he even dove under and shortly after reemerged, gasping and laughing. O'Connel had only come close to water in the last 10 years when boiling potatoes. That’s how he smelled, and that’s how the food tasted.
Something was definitely not right here, and the captain knew exactly when it had started…

On the voyage from Cuba, they had run out of rum. Inexcusable for the purser, who was promptly keelhauled. After that, they still had no rum (and no purser anymore), but the mood temporarily improved. Of course, that didn’t last long, and after a few days, the crew was on the verge of mutiny, so irritable that they could have massacred each other at any moment.
In the mess, the atmosphere was as thick as the air. Luckily, they hadn’t run out of tobacco as well; otherwise, they wouldn’t have lasted this long. Then the one-eyed Pete remembered a crate they had plundered on their last voyage. It contained small clay bottles. In his desperation, he took one and eagerly poured the contents down his throat. After he stopped coughing and gagging, he hurled the bottle against the port wall, where it shattered. Instantly, the room was filled with a sweet and spicy scent, and a smile crept onto the unwashed faces of the pirates present. The one-eyed Pete still looked a bit green in the face, but everyone agreed that his breath had improved significantly.
The mood among the crew improved instantly. They were so thrilled by the scent that they cleaned the entire ship with the remaining bottles, all the decks, the sails, and even the cannons. A miracle; it was December 24th. And so they had been here for a week now, and the rum was forgotten…

The captain was, of course, aware that this couldn’t go on. This is not a pirate's life; they needed to set sail for plundering, raiding, and burning soon. But not today, he thought, maybe tomorrow…

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Acqua di Cuba is once again a fine creation from Santa Maria Novella. Fresh-lemony start and then immediately a lot of cardamom and honey. It’s a rather spicy forest honey with comb/wax and not overly sweet at all. With additional spices (cloves, anise, allspice?), it somewhat resembles honey cake, but before the impression becomes too culinary, a good portion of tobacco adds spiciness. As it develops, not much changes; sage provides a hint of freshness, and it becomes a bit sweeter, with the wax note becoming stronger. The longevity is quite good, 8-10 hours.

Even without rum, a great scent for pirates and pirate ladies, thanks to Anne “Toppine” Bonny!
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26 Comments
MörderbieneMörderbiene 5 years ago
Even though I'm not really into sweetness, I definitely wanted to give this one a try.
**Pirate and Knight's Tournament Cup!**
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FvSpeeFvSpee 5 years ago
Maybe the bottles come from the hijacking of the 'Santa Maria'!
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 5 years ago
Toppine Bonny Anne has style and taste. You should definitely take some time to explore the Pirates' shop.
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LeloupLeloup 5 years ago
super written and very enjoyable to read!!! I think I might like it too!
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ParfümleinParfümlein 5 years ago
What a great story once again! And I'm a big fan of honey in fragrances! The scent sounds amazing!
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GGaukeleyGGaukeley 5 years ago
I'm definitely more afraid of honey in fragrances than of pirates, but this brand is at the top of my test list for next year. Jack Sparrow trophy!
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FloydFloyd 5 years ago
Great story and definitely a wonderful scent.
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Can777Can777 5 years ago
Very nice comment about a great fragrance and a really good label!
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YataganYatagan 5 years ago
"Simply a great brand."
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ViolettViolett 5 years ago
Oh, beautiful! Sounds really nice. Who wouldn't want to be a dry pirate? At first, it sounded like you were missing the rum in there.
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SchalkerinSchalkerin 5 years ago
Interesting scent, I think I might like it.
But the captain with the little umbrella in the glass, isn't that a woman's thing?!!
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ToppineToppine 5 years ago
Man, you're fast..! But you have to keep an eye on a whole team. Excellent guys, beautifully described..:-) I'm glad you like the cleaning product so much, but don't leave me to scrub the deck alone! Cheers from Anne T. Bonny.....
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PonticusPonticus 5 years ago
Who needs rum when there's plenty to smoke on board!? Great story from you about a wonderful scent! And soon there will definitely be new alcohol again.
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GandixGandix 5 years ago
Yoho pirates, yoho.... Mine, haha ;)
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CravacheCravache 5 years ago
A wonderful story. Makes you crave warm places. And at least a cigar.
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Medianus76Medianus76 5 years ago
A wonderful story, and with such a fresh and lovely scent, the pirates can truly enjoy their lazy days!! What more could you want at the end of the year... even without rum :-)
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ShakingShaking 5 years ago
A lovely, light-hearted comment that brings a smile-very enjoyable to read. The brand is beyond any doubt anyway.
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Fresh21Fresh21 5 years ago
It’s probably too sweet for me as well, but your comment is top-notch. Honey award!
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TablaTabla 5 years ago
So basically, the pirates. I'd be scared of the honey... but otherwise, a very entertaining story.
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ChizzaChizza 5 years ago
Nice comment, but it was a bit too sweet for my taste.
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Camey5000Camey5000 5 years ago
Great brand and a very nice comment. That's a pleasure to read!!
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BloodxclatBloodxclat 5 years ago
Arrr! I really enjoyed reading your pirate story!
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GschpusiGschpusi 5 years ago
Great comment.. As always :-)
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Melisse2Melisse2 5 years ago
... after that, they ran out of rum and also didn't have a purser. Quite rough manners on your ship and in your lovely story. I already have a tobacco scent with honey - from Alkemia. But since I like Santa Maria Novella and tobacco as well, it’s still on my wishlist.
And you gave Toppine a new nickname, very adventurous!
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PollitaPollita 5 years ago
The brand is just great! It doesn't always have to be rum. I really enjoyed reading your pirate story.
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SalvaSalva 5 years ago
Nice comment, I enjoyed being part of the journey ;) The scent seems lovely. Pirate trophy!
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