Ombré Leather Tom Ford 2018 Eau de Parfum

Omnipotence leads to the question of what possessed us again after more than two sprays have found their way out of the handy, stylish bottle.
Wrongdoers are already being smoked out at the threshold, and thanks here goes solely to the patch, because violence is not a solution, so hands up or I’ll spray you with the verbal axe club in the scent field.
Please call PETA to spray red crosses with graffiti and stop this fashion barbarism, because those who know better and still wear first-hand leather jackets in 2025 surely want to risk being canceled by the pseudo-green mob.
Rough and unfriendly seems the climate here - but have you ever been to Baden-Württemberg?
Elegant as toddlers in ballerinas and fries eating with their fingers, so that not everyone, but at least some encounters make your mouth water.
Bibs are provided preventively, but probably so that no one permanently ruins their clothes (for the future and other things).
We are emancipated enough (in dreams) that no one has to push the tube to make themselves heard.
Age-, mood-, and season-dependent interpretative space, which is always a statement - like the axe in the woods or “Dad’s car always smells like that,” thanks to your daddy issues.
Tshajbukoshka would like to one day be the CEO of her own thoughts and actions, but until then relies on the ‘fake it till you make it’ approach.
The hammer sillage from Berlin to Stuttgart announces itself more reliably than the ICE that travels this route.
Somewhat flatter than a baby wading pool is probably the message that shaded leather is supposed to convey here.
Smoky, as Tshajbukoshka perceives nearly everything that contains patchouli in more than homeopathic doses, yet sweet and almost friendly, this rather minimalist leather comes across, whose transformation and adaptability probably come most from its wearers of all ages and sizes.
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PS: Before you send chairs and ropes to her address, Tshajbukoshka wants to let the appointed executors know that she wishes "When I’m gone" to be played at her funeral.
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